He’s a former Navy SEAL. He knows a sinking ship when he sees one.

They’re missing out on some good stuff then; Moonlight, La La Land, Hell or High Water, Hidden Figures, these were all great films.

Tl;dr: we don’t care who she fucks, as long as she FUCKS OFF.

as someone with no interest in Mario or Mario Kart or Smash or anything else Mario-related

Seems like Lillie is quite popular https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/187276-pokemon-sun/74600692

Racism is when someone thinks a race a beneath theirs, this was not racism. She thought a kimono was hip and didn’t take into account the cultural significance.

Everything was fine for me, sounds like a personal problem. Great opinion piece though.

LVP was practically salivating over Rinna getting caught in a lie. I half expected her to start doing a jig. I thought both Lisas looked bad this episode.

Instead, she got beat down by Matt Lauer, who responded to her usual word soup with, “Kellyanne, that makes no sense.”

Obviously that was Rich. It would have been better/more entertaining if it were Bobby.

Her music is lovely and from what I can tell, she really disagrees with her dad on just about everything. Exes & Ohs is an absolute BANGER of a song. Her entire album is good, actually.

My question is: Why are you so concerned with what Chris Evans is doing with his dick? Like, do you want to put it in your mouth? That’s fine. I too, hope that one day I will be able to put Chris Evan’s dick in my mouth.

Real Housewives leans more towards verbal sparring and general cattiness. The moments of physical violence have definitely been treated as out of the norm (though oddly, the perpetrators are still generally allowed to stay on the show so they aren’t too “against” it).

Of the 18-and-counting Beyonce posts on Jez today, this is the only one I give a single solitary fuck for.

Give this man an Emmy please.

What do you mean by killed it? If it’s been going for three years that’s pretty alive.

Well, he’s usually in his bathrobe, so I’m guessing masturbation.

Still a bit early. The witching hour doesn’t start until 3AM or so....

I don’t even watch Today and Tamron Hall seems like a great person and journalist. All I wanna see is the ratings plummet after Megyn Kelly starts hosting. In a world where the worst people seem to get the cushiest jobs where they can wreck a whole country with the stroke of a pen, I need this lil bit of cosmic…