It’s pretty humiliating. But remember, Donald Trump is going to be sworn in as POTUS in a few weeks.

Strange, cuz rejecting a beautiful home because of the street name, is maybe the whitest thing I’ve ever heard

Because 1) It’s Christmas time. 2) It’s fun to watch silly videos. 3) Jezebel regularly covers pop culture.

Because:

I want to know why Comey isn’t being fired or fined for violating the Hatch Act. There is no question he abused his authority by commenting on an ongoing investigation just days before an election. If they let this go, it is open season for public officials to put their thumbs on the scale next time with no…

Maybe the “Clinton advisor” should direct his anger at Anthony Weiner & James Comey?

Watch as he wrecks Misty’s bike... IN HD!!

That attitude is why almost all mobile games are hot garbage. Also, you get more than 10 minutes of play time out of the free trial.

She also shot herself in the foot with Shonda Rimes. Which I think is a bigger deal.

No, he’s not. He’s old enough to be eligible right now. You only have to be 35.

It’s not how people in Southern-state small towns actually talk, but it’s how absurdist characters of people in Southern-state small towns talk. Including ones that Marc Cherry has written in the past. (See: Blanche Devereux)

This. So much this. I played XI for ten years, with the last few years just being casual logins. I loved XI to death, but that game did not respect my time at all. I started playing XI when I was in college and it was just fine and dandy then to wait around with my LS for several hours just for the chance to maybe, may…

Video game companies are in the business of making money. They are always going to choose the option that makes them more of it. It’s something you’re going to have to come to grips with.

It’s actually more like 95%. It’s just that the die-hard no-lifers scream louder than any other person playing.

Do Savage content, quite difficult.

The ghost of James Buchanan just did a fist pump.

Where’s a Maya apocalypse when you need one?

On the bright side: This means Putin isn’t getting daily briefings, either.

This should work for your needs.