I think he may actually have some senility setting in. Add to that the fact that he is a ghoul and I can’t wait to see how foreign affairs go.

The beast (moldy fascist cheese-face) is holding the dad (America) captive in a prison cell (democracy??). In a desperate attempt to save America, Belle (electorate? Firey meteor??) swoops in to save the day and break the curse with her sexy vagina (votes/death, depending on whether she is a group of voters or a…

Sorry, she wants nothing to do with you.

The big difference is that the Beasr shows he’s capable of change and becoming a man worthy of Belle’s love. I have yet to see evidence Drumpf is capable of that level of self reflection and change even if he wanted to. Also, pro tip, typing on a phone wearing weight lifting gloves is fucking HARD!

AND GO SEE THEM LIVE! This not only puts money in their pockets but helps support gay clubs and bars which are vitally important as safe spaces right now, especially following what happened this summer in Orlando.

You think we’ll all get dumber listening to Trump speak the next four years?

We won’t see a presidential press conference of this caliber once Trump takes over.

you know what i will miss most about obama?

Blame the FBI then. Someone wanted Trump to win.

Let’s put it this way. Would you rather Obama be the one teaching him or would you rather have Pence and the GOP do it?

I swear, he looked like a kid in detention during his meeting with Obama. He has no interest in governance, he just wants public adulation.

Right? One of the more laughable things that my brother-in-law keeps posting on Facebook is that all feminists should be thrilled that Trump won, because it means that Kellyanne Conway was the first woman to ever run a winning presidential campaign. It’s like saying that cattle at the slaughter should be grateful for…

Probably because he absolutely knows it’s best for the country, including all those that voted for him. And he’s a decent person.

It’s absolutely disgusting and I’m so upset President Obama has to teach this imbecile to do his job, but he’s doing it because he cares about this country. He’s a far better person than I could ever be, because it wouldn’t be ME!

“Hello, 911? I believe I’ve experienced an Irony Overdose.”

Oh god please let this happen. A little bit of Obama influence in the White House via the staff for as long as possible would be great. Especially if some of them could flatter his ego enough that he decided to really take their counsel on things.

Kellyanne can go fuck herself.

I can see him basically keeping everyone from Obama’s staff just so he doens’t have to deal with hiring anyone. Obama should suggest that to him. Since Trump seems like a bit of a pushover (one hour-long meeting and Obama is no longer “the most ignorant president in history,” and the ACA has some really good parts in…

Learn how a bill becomes a law.

Can we also talk about how it looks like Lorde is being exorcised?