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I played sports in high school, and we did not talk that way about women in the locker room.

She’s suggesting that her husband can’t stand up to peer pressure from Billy Bush. That might be more damning than the misogyny.

This just happened, on the 1st of this month.

None of what you’ve posted here is relevant.

When I started out I was working in Chicago as a night editor at a production/post house. The building the company was situated in was an old 7 story (I think, forget the exact number) place that survived the Chicago mafia’s heyday. The place had exposed brick walls, the A/C was obviously added later as it was just

What the fuck, Hamburger.

Okay, so this may not be the scariest story ever, and none of you will ever see it because I’m as gray as they come, but it is 100% true and you can make of it what you will.

it’s not even 2 pm here and i’m now stuck to my chair and do not want to go into other rooms bc i’m so creeped out.

YES YES YES YES. I look forward to this shit ALL YEAR. Not to downplay all the other funny and good Andy important things Jezebel publishes throughout the year, but spooky stories is your very greatest tradition.

Is it horrible and reprehensible that I immediately went to ‘false flag’ on this?

Trump will next criticize Clinton’s ill-fitting suits, her inexplicably orange skin, her tendency to loom over people, and her terrible comb-over. “I hear she just reaches out and grabs people by the pussy, is what I hear” reports Trump.

I forgot; who is running for president in 2016?

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

she actually did opposition research on him...like any reasonable candidate would.

The most serious issue of this election is not Donald Trump. It’s people who support Donald Trump.

Movement specialist pedant here: it’s also strange to suggest that “it should take four limbs” to move. This... this is not how bipeds evolved to get around. The four points of contact are for stability while you’re developing the skill/strength to balance on two (if needed, if you even crawled). It’s why we

my poor kneecaps. we have kneecaps, that’s why we don’t crawl. we have like 10x the amount of weight on our kneecaps than babbyz do.

To be fair she was rather noisy and he was trying to catch some shut-eye between questions.

If this isn’t a perfect metaphor for what his party is trying to do to all women, silence us, then I don’t know what is.