There was an article posted either soon after or directly before he was elected where a woman who benefits from Kynect (Kentucky’s version of Obamacare, sorta) explained why she was voting against it. She said that she worked as a nurse and saw how ungrateful people were for the medical services, and therefore, didn’t…

Despite being an Ohio native and only living in the *liberal* city of Louisville for the last five years, I have a lot of love for Kentucky. I met my husband here as well as a lot of good friends over the years. Kentucky politics has been a mess for a while, but the last couple of years have been terrible and Bevin’s…

She came out in June 2016? She should get some harassment for not sharing her secrets of time travel.

Ha, neither. We’re moving to Chicago. I actually grew up in Ohio and as much as I *sometimes* miss it, it would take a whole hell of a lot for me to move back.

I am excitedly counting down the days (47!) until my husband and I can finally move out of this backwater hell-hole called Kentucky, but sometimes stories like this one give a very brief, albeit dim, glimmer of hope.

“I respect your view.*”

Kanye made me think of a classic Shakespeare quote. What is it? Oh right:

This made me cringe so hard. As a “positive” person myself, I am very careful with my meds and have been a nervous wreck over missing just a day on the very rare occasion that it’s happened. I don’t think it needs to be repeated, but please don’t follow Charlie Sheen’s lead on this one.

I had a very intense sex dream about a random guy I knew from high school. It took place on a beach, and when I came in the dream, I had my very first wet dream... when I was 20... in college.

OMG I just Googled it and it is SO BAD. Why did I do that to myself?

My grandfather passed away when I was 17, and a few months later we moved into the old farmhouse that he and my grandmother had owned together and had been a sort of home base for the family for many years. His favorite kind of shirt to wear, and something I had seen him wear nearly every day of my life up to his…

I really, really, really, really do not understand the appeal of this man. At all.

Yes, I was definitely thinking butts and not anything else at all.

OMFG.

I occasionally check the missed connections on Craigslist just because one day some stranger will notice how beautiful I am godammit.

This didn’t happen to me directly but I did witness it first hand. On our first day of freshman year of high school, during the introductory part of our public speaking class a girl came bursting through the door (She was a few minutes late, but nobody had noticed, not even the teacher) screaming and crying about how…

Thank you! My husband’s go to starting phrase lately has been “Can I stick it in you?” Like, yeah but c’mon man try a little harder.

Let’s not pretend that this woman is smart or brave enough to do this on her own. Her actions, though vile, are mostly being done at the advice of the very anti-gay Liberty Counsel. They’ve spearheaded most of the anti-gay lawsuits of the past decade trying to build a case for “religious liberty” when discriminating…

My mom stopped with the SNES but I remember being so mad when I was 6 or 7 because Mom beat Zelda and I could barely make it past the first level. She would put us kids to bed early just so she could stay up and have the TV to herself. Smart lady.

Ugh, I hate that. My local Walgreens does this so obnoxiously that the clerk will interrupt talking to you and/or running the register to yell at a person who is inevitably very confused about why someone is screaming about Walgreens.