Her Dune cosplay is kind of cool. Would make great Halloween costume.

Deal. I want Mothman and the Flatwoods Monsters to absolutely melt his mind with visions of a truly liberal democracy and every facet of its beauty. Something like the Ghost of Christmas Past, ya know, but Lovecraftian (minus the racism!) where he will be scared shitless into doing the right thing(s) for once in his…

Rolling coal when a person is in the vicinity and when the individual rolling coal intentionally or knowingly causes that excess exhaust to contact that bystander is AT A MINIMUM an assault. They are causing their vehicle to “spit” on a living, breathing, human being that is worthy of dignity and not having his or her…

It’s not great that she voted “present” instead of taking a stand, and it’s not great that she apparently did so for cynical political reasons (also, in the end, it’s not going to stop the criticism, it’s just a matter of changing the attack ad copy from “AOC voted ‘No’ on protecting Israeli lives” to “AOC refused to…

How about for every Gabby Petito story Jezebel publishes, you publish two stories about BIPOC women who are missing and/or murdered?

no white guys tho

Tired of the “Trump sucked” genre of books. Begging y’all to stop buying these books and to stop paying attention to these grifter vultures. They are making bank picking over the rotten carcass of Trump’s presidency, whose disastrous term they helped manifest. Why do we keep rewarding the fuckers who enabled Trump…

Fuck these “insider accounts.” The dirt was dished in public view for four years. All these assholes were co-conspirators. Unless these accounts are being used as testimony in criminal cases, not interested.

Who is extinguishing history? Getting rid of a giant, ugly statue doesn’t change the fact that Robert E. Lee was a traitor to our country. I know Trump is not a reader, but there are these things called books where a lot of historical information is kept.

You just nailed the only legitimate use for these. Also to claw it on your arm skin and let it slowwwwwly pop off, admiring the weird patterns the teeth make in your flesh as it moves.

I’m pretty sure I used to use them like a little hand puppet as a kid. 

Every single person I know who uses these clips does this. It’s also very useful for amusing young children by whisper-yelling “the claaaawwwwwwwww” as you chop it up and down on yourself or in their general direction.

Agreed

As strong as making a staple remover into a little snake head. 

It is medically impossible to resist that temptation.

We had a place like that in the town I lived in when I was in highschool. Most of my friends worked there and they said management was horrible and every ride was sketchy. About a year before they went under they built a sweet multi-level outdoor go kart track. Don’t know how they afforded that. Probably some…

When someone mentions Justin Bieber I always think of Atlanta.  

The bee/straw situation is ghastly.

Samsies, right down to it being a McDonald’s drink! I was lucky though, by some miracle I felt something fuzzy on my tongue and pulled the bee out (buzzing, so still alive) without getting stung. I’ve refused to leave my drink outside uncovered ever since.

When he was a child my brother got a wasp stuck in his nostrils. It just flew up in there and since a wasp can’t back up it kept trying to go further up the child’s nose.