Loling at hounds as mansplainers; it’s true. To me they are crotchety old bitches. Demanding, emotional, need their dinner at promptly 4:45pm each day, prone to skin issues in their many folds...sincerely, the owner of much-adored bassets and beagles.

Or if you reuse plastic grocery bags - many of those have not so small holes in them. 

A New World Order globalist, eh?

As a demoness, I can tell you that nobody in the story is affiliated with me or my ilk.

You know what, I did forget “I Am on a Quest, and This Quest Is a Metaphor.” My apologies to ancient Greek men, writers named Joseph, and writers who use initials containing the letters J and R. I deeply regret the error. 

I think you might have left out ‘I am a White Man with a Whimsical Name, and the Series of Outlandish Events that are About to Happen are Deeply Emblematic of the Human Condition’. It’s hard to miss these because they are usually a thousand or so pages long. I have one that I use to prop up a monitor.

Didn’t Woody’s guitar famously say, “This machine believes the government should approve all music”?

I’m glad you pointed out the connection between folk/country and social justice because it’s the absolute truth.

I find it hard to believe that she has friends. I find it IMPOSSIBLE to believe that she has friends who are musicians and entertainers.

Good for him. I hope he wins.

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I volunteer my obese ass as the mechanism.

from Iceland here. and I’m working what can be called a warehouse job. how this is implemented is usually employer discretion with employ input. usually vote when implementing started. in my case I get around 2-3 hours I can use to leave early every Friday. in my case replacement for what I do is not always easy so I…

So this ball player doesn’t actually have super powers?! This headline is a breach of journalistic ethics! Thank you kind sir for this valuable information.

Or you could just....I dunno, relax and not take it so seriously?

And yet I’m absolutely not sorry I criticized donald trump

The extra cherry on top of this Fuck Around & Find Out sundae was Hanna-Jones explicitly noting that this dollar amount was to match Hussman’s donations

How’s everyone’s week going? A friend from high contacted me Facebook, and I thought, Sarah! I wonder what she’s up to! Multi-level Marleting. She’s shilling something she calls a “pink drink” and posts about joining her on her journey! Something new to ignore on the book face I guess.

There are specialized Ally-boats available

I would like to volunteer for a gentleman’s auxiliary of the lesbian piratical fleet (I assume we would need to be kept at a polite distance, so as not to interfere and to better avoiding mansplaining sailing topics we know fuck-all about).

If asked, I may even be able to prove to be a tactical asset. As a morbidly…