I’m not incredibly proud of this joke but it got in my head and now I need to get it out.

I bet this sounded better in your “why won’t Chloe Wang date me” subreddit.

Thank you, sister. 

Did this article get submitted accidentally before it was finished?

Did... Did they just copy-and-paste their villains from the Futurama episode where Planet Express plays against the Globetrotters and Farnsworth makes a team of basketball mutants so they’ll have a chance?

It’s a badly written article AND people whining about virtue signaling leftists aren’t welcome here.

Come come on this is a badly written article.

Fuck off with your shitty hard-right buzzwords. I’m sure Breitbart has a media section where you won’t hear from any scary leftists.

It really says much about one’s personality when the best they could’ve come up with is “shares birthday with someone famous”. Sure, bud. That’s the thing you do. Actively share the birthday.

Well they’re not in the womb so they shouldn’t be protected.

I was totally with you re: podcasts until I got a mindless job. They have since kept me from going insane.

Not once in this whole article was there mention of him toussling Trump's hair. What site am I reading? 

Maniac Marge is back on her bullshit. That sounds right

Maniac Marge.

If you ever find out, let me know. 

It always amused me that people credit the Potter movies with inventing that “two-part franchise finale” format, when The Matrix films did it years earlier. It’s just that no one wants to acknowledge that because then you’d have to remember the Matrix sequels.

Did an owl get loose in the comments section?

Yeah; that’s the big thing- don’t put your pet in situations where they can fail. Mine is the kindest and most submissive dog you could imagine around people, but she’s terrified of other dogs, and like a lot of animals (and people, for that matter) she tries to deal with her fear by showing how tough she is.  So, I…

Psaki does an excellent job. If one of the Black women floated for the job shut shit down the way she does, I wonder if members of the press corps would publicly “root” for her “warmth” or decide she is “abrasive” actually. 

I think we can safely say ‘widespread cancel culture is a myth’ and that a certain subset on social media absolutely will try to cancel anybody (see Colbert a decade ago by one Asian-American activist) but the idea of the right’s portrayal of it forces us to constantly negate their own meta narrative with ours. …