A friend finally got a Switch and Animal Crossing and has been playing the hell out of it and keeps asking us to visit her island. My wife and I have been fucking sick of it for like 6 months.

Probably my favorite joke on The Good Place comes late in season two when they enter the Bad Place for the first time and there’s a poster advertising “Pirates of the Caribbean 6: The Haunted Crows’ Nest or Whatever, Who Gives a Crap?” (in a similar vein, one of the best newswires Sean O’Neal ever did speculated that…

I get why they did it - but I would argue Jack Sparrow is the perfect example of someone who shouldn’t be a lead character. Part of what makes the first movie work so well is that he has straight characters in Will and Elizabeth to bounce off of. Take that away, and both the character and narrative kind of start to…

That movie is the biggest mess... I mean goddamn.  It feels like its longer then Gone with the Wind and its because its sooooooo slooooooooow.  The tone is more fucked then a Ryan Murphy production... while on drugs.  The first scene is a kid being hanged.   Fun family pirate film huh?  

I actually enjoy Bill Nighy in the sequels, but that’s about it. HOLY SHIT does At Worlds End drag OOOONNNNNNNNN

This what the Republicans have come to? Defending a species that, depending on their flavor of Christianity,  they might not believe actually existed? 

I knew it. As soon as Biden utter that word, I knew some GOPer would jump on this as the new “deplorables” bit. Fuck but these assholes are so predictable and boring and exhausting...

It held the cocaine really well.

You take that back!  It benefitted her family immensely

We really think, given the persecution trans people experience in just every day life outside of sports, that there’s a danger that suddenly many many male athletes will transition just to win? This seems like a boogeyman people conjure in order to justify discrimination.

I’d argue professional sports should be gender segregated for the purpose of curbing sexism and sexual harassment.

The problem there is the hyper competitive asshole dudes who think winning the rec league softball title validates their delusions that they could have played in the major leagues if their high school coach had just played them more or whatever. It’s supposed to be a fun outlet for a couple hours after work or on the…

Professional sports would end up being self-segregating anyway, assuming you go strictly with performance and not a forced-inclusion thing like a lot of co-ed sports leagues have.

If professional sports were fully gender integrated and merit based, I think men harrassing the women on their team would be the last thing to worry about.

And because of the inevitable double standard in refereeing and commentary. You know women would be expected to suck it up when they were fouled, accused of faking it or being princesses if they were injured, etc. while also being shouted at to be “good sports” and not allowed to be rough with the men.

WacoVision.

“I literally know the Cat in the Hat by heart without the book there because I’ve read it so many times to my children.”

“Americans are actually struggling, and this cancel culture does not help us.”

I’m imagining someone buying The Lorax, to own the Libs, sitting down, actually reading, and realizing that “This is some Commie trash!”

I get how in this case there may be collectors who would scoop up a banned/discontinued book as a curio, but it’s hilarious to think of the people who champion problematic artists/art.