I'm not gonna lie, I dig that movie quite a bit. The source material is pretty insufferable (John Keel is a blowhard with a mega ego), but the movie has an engrossing melancholy to it that must have worked for me.

Let’s make sure we do this right. You summon the Mothman, and I’ll call in a favor with the Flatwoods Monsters.

Charlie Day as Luigi and Jack Black as Bowser is some inspired casting, IMO

As I’ve posted on similar articles, For Fucks Sake.

After the Ellie Kemper fiasco, Tom's column is literally the only thing I read on this site.

Bald dude question: how strong is the temptation to take one of these when not wearing it and pretend it’s some kind of venus flytrap eating your hand?

The worst job I ever had was at a small, local entertainment center/amusement park. The joint had go-karts, putt-putt, slides, etc. in addition to the typical fair rides like the giant swing, small coaster, and more. The managers were crabby and gave improper training to us teens hired to manage each ride. Looking…

Gaaah, this one grossed me out.

When I was a kid, maybe 6 years old, my parents had a birthday party for me at McDonald’s. We were all sitting outside, and I somehow managed to suck a bee into my mouth through my straw. I guess it flew down into the straw to get some Sprite (I don’t want to think of the alternative), and it, understandably upset,…

Based on the way I used to see his posts shared on facebook back when I was on it, I think so.

Just chiming in to say Matt Walsh sucks a lot. He’s not as popular as Ben Shapiro, but he has the same kind of appeal to White Christian Nationalists as a seeming intellectual willing to do battle with the depraved left.

UNC is doing the same thing as MIT, requiring mandatory testing if students and staff don’t submit verification of vaccination. I guess the idea is to cause just enough friction to make it easier to just get the damn vaccine.

I don’t think my dad was a bad father, but I’ve grown a bit distant in adulthood, and I definitely don’t have much use for conceptual ideas of masculinity. That said, I’ve been reading a book about queer faith, and I've unintentionally remembered things my dad said or did that definitely made me feel less than because…

I love how the memes have slowly shrunk his face over time.

Harron, this is incredible. I was just telling someone about DZ back in the day. I'm not at all surprised they all got shut down, but for a fleeting, glorious moment in time, Discovery Zone was the happiest place in the world.

That trailer was a lot stronger than the first one, imo. 

Had a husky/malamute mutt who was like this. She didn’t like being inside, and she really didn’t care for company until she got a lot older. Good dog, though. Loyal, smart, and strong as an ox, if not particularly affestionate.

This tracks. Every chihuahua I have ever met was a bastard.

Yah, I can definitely buy goldens as himbos. I wonder how you might class other breeds. Pugs are the Danny Devito of the dog world. Hounds are mansplainers who will never stop talking over you. 

I’ve noticed the first bag in the roll often has a tear in it. Sometimes it’s from the sticker that seals the roll, but not always.