I played a no-jumping stage like this that was centered on you being followed by a horde of goombas. It’s fantastic. I’ll have to look for the level code when I’m home.

This kills me every time. You might also enjoy this.

I don’t think I ever spent time there, but I do have a vague memory of collecting some sort of digital cards or something through the Cartoon Network website. You had to get codes to get certain cards.

::puts on hand on shoulder to comfort you::

I remember trolls creating Starcraft maps with images like those as the map icons on Battle.net. We’d all log on and take forever to download the map data with out modem connections, only to be slapped with some nasty porn pic.

I often think back fondly to YTMND. Some of the funniest content I ever came across on the young web.

I’ve had one level taken down for not getting a single star in like three months. I’m honestly not mad about it. Seems pretty reasonable to me.

So Vines?

I still get very nostalgic about Prime 1. Loved Prime 2 as well, but it was very challenging in comparison.

You get it.

I had one of these for Episode 1. I re-found it over Christmas break and gave it to my 10-year-old nephew who loves Star Wars. Cool to see they’re still doing them.

Don’t apologize for being right.

Played this stage last night. Very cool idea.

Dewdong, eh?

I just asked one of my friends how we knew about it. Wild.

Hey Fahey, remember that weird series with a cloned Venom created by little nano-bots that was supposed to bring about the end of the world?

2003? Good lord. I still remember buying it in high school and blowing way too much time playing it. At least I racked up a huge combo against Mole to show for my wasted social life.

Ah gotcha. I mean, technically speaking, an alien impregnating a human could be considered literal sexual assault.

From wikipedia, “Critics have analyzed Alien’s sexual overtones. Following Barbara Creed’s analysis of the Alien creature as a representation of the “monstrous-feminine as archaic mother,”^[114] Ximena Gallardo C. and C. Jason Smith compared the facehugger’s attack on Kane to a male rape and the chestburster scene to a…

Hmm. Good question. It also felt a bit easier than some of the titles, so perhaps that affected your perception.