a crummy commercial.

The head bandanna is there to let everyone know he’s keeping it real, and the biking glasses indoors says he can never be blinded.

Oh, I should be clear - I only meant that I didn’t play Blood Money a single time through. I played it multiple times through, and challenged myself to get Silent Assassin on every level. It was the exception to my “play it once and move on” style, was my point. I’ll make that clearer.

Yes. Matt Patricia turned the historically great LIONS into a bad team.

I swear, this amount of stupid on this guy...it’s enough to make me want to drive down there, shave that beard off his stupid face and break every goddamn pencil he owns.

They play at the Bills and Packers in December. Both will probably be cold AF, but the priorty should be winning the games in front of you instead of looking ahead. I’m sure there will be other chances to practice in the snow closer to those actual games.

You don’t think it’s all their shitty players?  

Plus if they played outside, their cheerleaders would be able to impress Greggggg with their professionalism* by still wearing skimpy clothes.

But in all seriousness, weren’t the Vikings considered to have had a huge home field advantage late in the season back before they played in a dome (too lazy to look up whether…

Not to go all Gregggggggg on everyone, but I firmly believe that part of the reason both the Lions and Vikings have been so bad historically is that they’ve played indoors for the past thirty plus years. That Slay doesn’t want to practice outdoors suggests that these teams are giving up a tremendous home field…

What did he expect? You can only operate a Slay on snow.  Doing it indoors would really tire out the reindeer.

It’s amazing that even while being Univisioned y’all can produce incredible work like this. Thank you.

Wonder if Gundy applies that logic to himself when he left Maryland for a better gig at OSU.

YER FUN

Might not be a perfect solution for you but the pack of Hitman 1 levels for Hitman 2 is only $20, cheaper than actually buying Hitman 1 itself, so if anyone is kinda sure they wanna get Hitman 2 but still wanna play Hitman 1, that’s an overall cheaper option.

Yes, I know. And lots of idiots said it was a distraction, whereas no one will accuse Goff of that here.

On my high school football team the Halle Berry was when we put on Swordfish and paused it at :38.00.

I love how 32-year old McVay gives a typical coach-speak answer one would expect from one of his older peers (oh, “She’s a very attractive woman that players know,”) as if he himself wasn’t a teenager when Monster’s Ball and Die Another Day were coming out.

a tight end. McVay enigmatically offered only that the name is no accident.

Can only imagine the Storm this Cat call is going to stir up. 

The Detroit Lions have a play called the Roseanne Barr, a very unattractive play where Matt Stafford literally shits his pants and then throws an unadvised lateral to a RB that results in a fumble.