This is a lot of hyperbole for what is essentially a preseason game.

his nipples are fantastic

USA also has a population of 350M + and unconvingly beat a poor island country of around 3M. That is middling to shitty.

Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Heart’s Club Band? waaaa?

this opens up a spot for OJ simpson

this has never happened before

this article was a long time coming, thanks

Stubble Affleck Batman can get rekt

what does that mean?

Yeah I have no idea either

Probably the same way many Trump supporters also voted for Obama.

I’m not disputing that Pekka is good again, the numbers don’t lie. However he still is ridiculously out of position at times, e.g., he drifts way too far to the left or the right when stopping shots from the low circle, leaving his net wide open for a cross ice pass.

Someone (not me) should do a correlation between mascot ranking and historical franchise success.

beat me to it

This threat has less teeth than she likely does.

Yeah I think the Preds will win that match-up.

That is pretty friggin impressive. Ironically they will likely be facing two of the top centres in the league next round (Malkin and Crosby).

Bernier was bad, real bad...

Not disagreeing with the fans being passionate, and I too am rooting for them to win it at all (I am still sore about the PK trade), however what happens when the team hits a rough spot?

I don’t think it will be set in the old west, look at the propane tank by the side of the church.