Gotta disagree with the NYE wedding.  Now, I’ve never been to a NYE wedding, but it seems ideal to me.  1) I don’t really want to do anything on NYE, but I feel obliged.  And 2) I don’t really want to go to weddings, but I feel obliged.  I’d much rather combine the two and kill two birds with one stone than suffer…

While I’m sorry about Charlie’s horrible situation, I have so many questions about “Indie.” Is it a boy or a girl? Is it a child or a grandparent?  Is that the full name or a nickname? Were they named after the car race or after Indiana Jones’ nickname? How old are they? What kind of birthday party will it be?

While Embiid didn’t end his night hobbling off the court, Barkley ended up having a justified assessment of the situation.

While Embiid didn’t end his night hobbling off the court, Barkley ended up having a justified assessment of the situation.

The Saints’ Game-Changing Fake Punt Depended On Fletcher Cox’s Indifference Injury

But what will we eat?

You want to ban the defense from using one of its allotted timeouts immediately before the game-deciding play?

Ugh, no doubt it will contain even more of the Alzheimer storyline, but in song form.   

Won’t the wing bones have some residue of whatever sauce you use on them and won’t this sauce then affect the final stock? Not that I would complain about buffalo chicken stock, but it seems limited in use. Do you rinse off the wing bones before making the stock?

He’s about to get 80 million dollar contract offers from multiple teams this off-season. It would do him no good to be “salty” about anything.

Bollywood is the world’s largest producer of films, churning out 1,602 in 2012, compared to the U.S.’s 476 films

You could have just titled this “Kemba Walker is going to the Lakers.”

Young heavy metal dudes are pretty much nothing but pre-Republicans. The trajectory from long hair and black clothes in the 80s to Mitt Romney is depressingly direct. Thus, Axl’s wokeness is truly amazing.

“Look, boss, I only got one rule. And that’s never bet money that you don’t have on a dog race with an ex-girlfriend who happens to be a stripper. Now you broke that rule, boss.”

That’s pretty much how the trial will go.

They better not touch my Stone House Revival on DIY or I will cut someone!

Any person over the age of 12 that requests a birthday party is out of their mind.  

Why is the target of this article Jack? Shouldn’t it be all of the artists who work with him? Why is it his responsibility to say “no” when asked to help with a song or album? Why isn’t it Taylor Swift’s responsibility to not ask him in the first place?

If this is your definition of “snark” then I’m scared of your reaction to any and all other comedy-related things. Pete made a self-deprecating joke about his own misfortune with women. He doesn’t need to go on the apology tour for this shit.

This article is literally the first time I’ve ever heard anyone claim that In Utero was a good album requiring re-evaluation. I thought that we all agreed it kinda sucked from the get-go.