For a moment I thought that the Justin Bieber image was of a sickly individual with patchy, alley-cat hair all over his chest. Then I realized that it was just shitty tattoos.

Didn’t the temp dip into the low 70s last night in NYC?  Did she want the heat turned on in August?  I’m all for Nixon, but 76 is a crazy number. 

I honestly thought that this movie already came and went like a year ago.

Seems low to me. First editions of The Great Gatsby and Ulysses go for more and they are a century younger and probably more common to come across.

The solution is so easy. Whoever leaves the dugout/bull pen/field position to participate in this bullshit is automatically thrown out of the game. Then, whichever team has the discipline to just sit on their hands will have the advantage and will get to play the remainder of the game against the three random players…

She’s Julia Roberts. She doesn’t follow; she leads.

Lots of urban goats in Portland Oregon.  They are used to control the growth on lots that are about to be developed.  It’s weird.

He should be banned from participating in the rest of the world cup for conduct unbecoming to the game of soccer. That shit would stop immediately if FIFA wanted to enforce a conduct standard.

That Drago reveal is epic.

This is why I’ve never complained to a waiter or waitress once. Even when they bring the wrong meal or overcharge. I just assume that everyone is as angry as you are and it is just easier to say “thank you,” eat the meatloaf you didn’t order, and pay for the milkshake you never received and move on.

I’m sure that Skip Bayless is working up to it at the moment.

If I had more audio editing skills, I would totally stitch together Leach’s talks or press conferences to produce a lecture on something he would find disgustingly offensive like preserving open spaces or how shooting unarmed innocent black men is morally wrong and then send it out through Twitter. He would clearly be…

I thought that maybe she was finally confronted on holding the wine glass incorrectly. It literally comes with a handle! Why do people insist on holding it by the bowl?

In a 2 out game it seems pointless for the pitcher to be paying so much attention to the runner on 1st. Oh well, he steals 2nd. Big deal. But man, that pitcher just could not get out of his mind that staring down the runner on 1st was the most important thing to be doing on that field.

I’m sorry. I’ve read multiple versions of this story and not one of them has specified which food cart pod he was in and in which neighborhood. There are hundreds of active daily food carts in Portland and I want more info about which neighborhood this occurred within and which cart this man was running.

Media: What was this other person, wholly not yourself, thinking? And keep in mind that anything you say will be used against you.