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Mitch McConnell just stares at the ground and then walks away defeated. Classic.

I now know the true reason that TJ Miller left Silicon Valley - to run the 76ers incubator.

Serious question: An NFL team is allowed to franchise tag a player for three straight seasons? Or more? In whatever dark and dank corner of my head where I toss my knowledge of NFL contract procedures, I was under the false impression that NFL teams are only allowed to franchise a player once and then the player is

Zach better watch his back. It is seriously unwise to be so publicly critical of a local police force. 

Jesus Christ! That video from 2012 is insane. I can’t believe that only one person has died from this (recently).

Do you just scream F-bombs when at a restaurant on Sunday morning? You sound like a fun hang.

Well, Offense and Defense is only two things. So that shouldn’t be too hard.

How is Venus at fault if she is indeed vehicle 1 in the diagram above. She has crossed 6 of the 8 lanes of traffic and is moving at 5 mph and vehicle 2 just pulls out and into her? Maybe she ran a yellow light, or was stuck in a line of traffic as she claims, but vehicle 2 doesn’t have the right to just drive into a

What the Eff does someone born in 1984 have in common with someone born in 2004? That definition seems bonkers. In seven years the ‘84 kid is going to be a forty year old with a family and a mini-van while the ‘04 kid still won’t be let into a bar.

Agreed. I assumed that the letter was heading in the direction of “isn’t my work’s clothing policy barbaric?,” but it made a left turn a few sentences in.

Does anyone outside of Philadelphia even know who Howard Eskin is? I, personally, grew up listening to his particular brand of misery. But I always assumed that if I drove 45 miles in any direction away from the city I would be hard pressed to find anyone, even within sports media, who would know him.

After reading the headline, I was very concerned that this article was about dress codes in schools or malls or something and I got worried that I would have to side with the authority figures demanding that women put their buttholes away.

It sounds like your school(s) built a graduation stadium like a goddamn Olympics arena that sits fallow until graduation season hits. Do all 25 high schools also share a football stadium?

yikes!

I could never approve of someone who takes a stand against chocolate covered pretzels.

What the eff was the goaltender doing there?

As a man, the safest thing to do is just always stand. Even on an empty train, I always stand as meekly and out of the way as possible, feet together against a wall and out of all walkways. Folks are pretty aggressively about photographing anyone sitting wrong where I live and they will do so even when there are

The results of the last three elections are not a “feeling,” nor are they snark, and they are certainly not a product of an evil webiverse. They are objective results of mobilized voters who, apparently, don’t really care much about a candidate being from a state that is not federally-dependent in order to function.

True, the last three elections have shown that folks from New York or Illinois cannot possibly win a presidential election.