I’m pretty sure that the people with political science degrees are not the one’s causing our current problems. It tends to be the people who don’t understand how or why government works and the role of civilized politics in that process that are embarrassing us all.

What are the chances that Trump accepts defeat with honor and grace?

Have any of you been sexually harassed by Trump?  

Patriots will still be 21 point favorites next week.

And if the Nevada Legislature and Clark County Commission doseriously grapple with the $750 million question, there are plenty of questions to ask — such as whether the stadium would really generate $530 million annually in economic activity.

You should do an episode of Drunk History. Or just start a new show called Drunk Current Events. Your rendering had a perfect narrative arch with just the right amount of sarcastic colloquialisms peppered in. Bravo.

Ironically, the 76ers are kinda shitty at losing. In four years of purposefully losing in hopes of getting the best draft pick they only had the worst record in the league once. That’s pretty abysmal. You’d think that you could produce the worst record at a higher rate.

If the Browns really want RGIII to be their longterm starter, leaving the pocket might not be an option they can afford to give him.

Fair enough, fair enough.

Knepper has been involved in controversial incidents in the past, including one in which he illegally entered a home and tasered a 17-year-old he had mistaken for the teen’s older brother.

Do you write advertising for Farmersonly.com?

If Americans wanted to watch Rugby then they would watch Rugby. It turns out that Americans don’t want to watch Rugby.

Jay Gruden is the relative you were forced to ask be one of your groomsmen even though you barely know him.

But a rubber training gun gives credence to the libtard belief that guns are dangerous. Can’t have that.

Finally! This woman and the threat she posed has been neutralized. If you don’t think that she was a menace then just tune in to Fox News -I’m sure by the end of the day they will have dug up something about her that will retroactively justify her murder (she might have been a biology teacher or something). In the…

Dolphin training should totally be an Olympic sport. Just replace the word “horse” with “dolphin” in the letters above for a justification.

If Drew doesn’t dust off his striped shirt for at least a portion of the ceremony then it will have been a fashion failure.