This all assumes that stairs are available to take. In our downtown Portland office building the staircases are all Fire Alarm protected and are off limits unless there is an emergency. Thus, I have to take the elevator to my second floor office every day, but still get dirty looks from other riders.

yes, and it is worth watching as a stand-alone episode. It ranks as one of the 10-15 best x-files episodes ever.

“Holtzclaw destroyed 13 women’s lives; ‘Who Is Daniel Holtzclaw?’ told the story of how they destroyed his.”

Millennials can’t afford plane tickets...or food. I’m willing to bet every bit of the $27 in my bank account that a plane headed to Arizona is populated with mostly AARP cardholders.

Drew, you guys missed on the yogurt question. The correct answer should have been that the guy committed a violation by not having a papertowel/napkin on hand while eating. His dilemma of having to walk across the room to get one or eat the yogurt off his pants stems from this basic mistake.

I can’t imagine what is included in the Chargers' Statement of Reasons: the weather is unbearably temperate, the women are excruciatingly beautiful, the city is infested with roaming bands of millionaires, the region’s population only grows at a brisk pace, and the economy is hampered by growth and prosperity. In…

But what are your thoughts on King of Queens?

I agree with the Belichick theory that all calls should be reviewable. But in this case, because the call on the field was facemasking and because Taylor’s thumb appears to touch Rodgers’ facemask in the replay, the refs, who are notoriously conservative when it comes to overturning calls, probably would have come…

But he would probably make you and your mom convert to Mormonism.

Wow, that's some messed up shit. Essentially, her memory of the history lesson amounts to: well, the expansion of slavery is really all a black man's fault! That's some scary Donald Trump logic.

I actually agree. Most sports fans in the northeast (from Baltimore to Boston) don't care much about college sports. They will watch them in a pinch, but will always privilege the four professional sports. It's a different world from SEC country.

At least we can all agree that Rocky V is the worst.

This is the one and only answer.

BBQ sauce is easy. Jack Daniel’s Original No 7. Every time. Quality beats price on this one.

Max out at $98,000? But that’s after completing a PHD in their field. Would be better to list the average salary and not hold up the salary of the one teacher in the city with a doctorate and 20+ years of experience as emblematic of the profession. When you get to the average salary you find out why most teachers have…

That shit will get you on Bill O'Reilly's blacklist. Watch your back.

Were you listening to JD's bedsheet saga on Howard Stern this week and reassessing your own bedsheet status?

I hate the Cardinals, but having Don Draper as a fan is pretty badass.

The offense went three and out, which would have been fine if not for what happened on the ensuing punt. Punter Brad Wing got a flag for grabbing Marcus Murphy’s facemask, and that moved the Saints from the Giants’ 47-yard line to New York’s 32.