I came here ready to hate the material, but that’s actually pretty funny.

It’s as if being an abusive dick has a type or something....? 

Just wanted to note how sweet it is that Prinze seems so proud of his wife. Shouldn’t be unusual, but it makes me happy. 

Just as long as we can still get some more “James May, Our Man In...” shows, I’ll be satisfied.

now imagine in the conservative dream scenario where the armed teacher now would have to make the decision to shoot a 6 year old student

This is just astonishing. Like somehow it is a worse dragging through the mud than I expected. At this point I don’t even see how McCarthy could function as the Speaker as he would have basically ceded all power to a vocal minority of the Republicans. Also Jesus Christ it must be infuriating for the ‘moderate’…

This is officially beyond uncomfortable and humiliating and, I’m here for it

For clarity, the term “heir and the spare” is hardly new and generally refers to how the “spare” is given less attention and training than the “heir.” The spare’s purpose is just to exist in the line of inheritance until they become even more irrelevant with the birth of further heirs. Of course it’s derisive.

The day she supposedly took her life was the day she told ME she was being committed for a month under the supervision of her psychiatrist. I was her editor. In August she had told me that she had been placed on a 72 hour hold while they adjusted her meds. At the beginning of September, she was leaving the book world…

We have entered the millennial fuckboy era of bond 

“It’s a shame. It makes us look foolish. If I didn’t know any better, it’s like the Democrats paid these people off... Let’s make it look like the Republicans can’t govern and don’t deserve any gavels whatsoever. That’s what it makes it look like.”

“In a statement emailed to Gizmodo, MSG Entertainment defended its practices and said it maintains a “straightforward policy that precludes attorneys pursuing active litigation against the Company from attending events at our venues.””

What hilariously petty assholes.  It also seems counterproductive to make your…

I actually had this done back in September, but I’m a trans woman, and it was part of a larger facial feminization surgical process (I actually just had a second facial surgery last week). I fortunately was knocked out for the process, as the surgeons make incisions on the insides of your cheeks to remove the buccal…

I and my family are “cheeky” people. Plump, round cheeks. Faces like cherubs. We make the cutest babies. Removing my cheeks feels like denying my people. Also, I look 10 years younger with my cheeks.

i think eiza gonzalez and anya taylor joy’s are the most severe. it’s not going to age well because you want plumpness in your face when you’re older or else you’ll look older.

Dearest Kady Ruth,

high evolutionary is fairly boring, i’ll give you that, but i love how warlock is just Hot Man but gold. like yes, okay, perfect. exactly what i want.

More damning, though, is the revelation that Florida’s elected officials have long been well aware of the crisis and have taken little to no action to save the state’s most at-risk girls.

Yogurt makes you normal? Regular, maybe, but “normal”?

Barber said in an appearance on Australia’s Fitzy and Wippa talk show on Tuesday. (Editor’s note: Fitzy and Wippa??)