Yes we are no longer culturally and legally kneecapped into a forced dependence on men. This is indeed the end of traditional marriage.

Marriage is declining because women don’t NEED men anymore. We don’t have to put up with the average/bad ones who treat everyone like shit (and vice-versa with men no longer needing women). We only need to get married when we find one we WANT who also WANTS us. And in my opinion, unless you’re rocking my world in bed,…

One word: Mormons.

SMART. Those will never need new tires, ever.

They’re apparently very thrifty. So thrifty they bought a Model X.

You mentioned the defence of "it's just a joke" which means I am obliged to post this:

And Taylor Swift is actually a civil war bride who time-traveled to 2013 in search of a confederate soldier who turned her into a vampire. Either that or I fell asleep watching a Taylor Swift video and woke up to an episode of True Blood.

Or that new-ish thing where parts of the print are solid white so it looks like the garment was bundled up, then screen printed. I HATE THOSE SO MUCH IT MAKES MY NECK THROB!

Thank you. I am SO CURIOUS.

Also, let us not forget that her Hometown Boyfriend, who was initially supportive of Scrappy Bey chasing her dreams, tells her in the middle (right before her dream-shattering fall) of the Olympics that he "doesn't even know who you are anymore" because she's changed so much from the press and the fame.