...whacks out the entire labia minora so that only the outer labia are visible, as smooth as plastic.

HAH!

I, a white girl, managed to dress up like Whoopi Goldberg in the 4th grade WITHOUT the aid of blackface. I wore clothes like Whoopi's and (tried) to make my hair look like hers, and everybody knew who I was. I should hope that people in their 20's would be able to figure it out.

I don't usally like the crazy new vamp mythos but this one was pretty good. I went into thinking it was crazy and would suck (hah!) and was pleasently surprised.

I found "Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta" over the weekend and almost finished the first season in a day.

Have you read the Greyfriar series? http://www.amazon.com/Greyfriar-Vampire-Empire-Book/dp/1616142472

This shit is in my fridge right now thanks to my weirdo husband.

Fake Norway and the troll ride is my favorite thing to do at Epcot.

You don't like Late Night Bacon better?

But the result is that women who are unable to breastfeed, due to extreme pain or the inability to produce enough milk, feel like failures who aren't able to provide "the best" for their newborns.

Oh lord, yeah not the greatest idea.

Massive internet hugs to you. I hope that anyone who was in the room with you was really supportive and loving.

Well that's good at least. I still don't know who's willing to shell out 300+ bucks to see a grainy image of a fetus, but I'm cheap like that.

It totally makes the baby look like Venom.

My husband and I live in the same town as both our families (which is awesome!) When we went in to the office to get baby Wizz checked out at 18 weeks they all came along so there were 5 other people in the room with us...only when the tech got started did I realize that it could all end very badly and we wouldn't…

BOOOOO.

And now I'm super bummed out about missing Dragon*Con next year. Thanks i09.

Sybil escapes to the modern world to find medicine for Branson

Thanks! Times are pretty crazy right now, but our best friends have a baby about 3 months older than ours so it's a nice view into the future. I can't wait til the giggling and laughing begins!

We have a two month old right now, and for Christmas she just got utility stuff (sun hat, hair brush) and a few books. We basically just wrapped up stuff we were going to get anyway...I did almost buy a full set of ImagineNext dinos though because those suckers are SO COOL.