How in the world can you as a mother ask your child who has a history of eating disorders and just gave birth a week before to HELP YOU GO ON A FUCKIN' DIET.

I understand how Jack Black's wife feels! As the wife of a slightly round chubby funny dude I know how some chicks dig the non-smokin' hot dudes and go for the nice/cute guys.

All I want is one day...ONE DAY...where some asshole idiot doesn't do something completely insane in my home state. Is one day too much to ask for?

Is that a Popple underneath Cookie Monster? People can de-crap all their awesome 80's cartoon stuff to me!

I don't either and I was totally in love with the show as a kid. Chalk to up to being young I suppose.

"It's different! I'm from the south and Y'ALL know how we do."

That was the BEST SKETCH! I kinda love JT

Hearted!

Mmm....fetuses. The only ones I don't like are the ones with wayyyyy to much placenta.

I can't believe they republished these books, let alone made a tv show.

The one with the creepy gremlin the camera made me terrified of having my picture taken as a kid. I always hated the ones where you never got fully rid of the monster.

So. Much. Red Heart!

To whom should we send the hickies from Kenickie?

What song was he supposed to sing?

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GAH!! This whole sudden surge of "girl nerds can't exist" is driving me bonkers.

Yup. I think he might have also burned the place down as well.

That's one of the funniest things I've ever heard. You poor kid!

Protip: you can remove Barbie's face with nail polish remover. As my poor mother found out after I did it to my old Barbies in middle-school.

And here I was thinking that she was gonna pull the plug at the end and really let him go.