@squarerootofpi: Don't forget the 4-inch fuzzy boots and wings!

When did Harlequin take over the Daily Mail?

If she had a kid when she was 20, and is now 43 her kid is old enough to live somewhere away from her crazy mom. That's the only good thing I got out of this article.

@LaComtesse: seconded!

Right...why waste time trying to figure out who are as person, your likes and dislikes? Instead you can just study and graduate from High School to keep good stats up.

@Slikiez: Well I for one am glad that you were able to give birth in a way that worked great for you, and got 2 healthy kids as a result. You had to do what was right for you and your body.

@lucyjae: I think I love your Mom. She sounds bad ass!

@summerisnotaverb: I watched that on Netflix last year. I immediately told my then-bf that there was no way in hell I was delivering in a hospital without someone backing me up on my choices. Scary as shit!

@la.donna.pietra: yup

@nobodyr aka bradmillershero: If they think their work is so serious, why compare it to a prank show? Worst comparision EVER.

@Kris10_ShineOn: Have they tried turing the movie off and on again?

@Zulkey: That bit made me sad. Sookie is soooooo much better than that!

The guy in background pic is in the perfect place. It looks like he's checking out everybodys ass!

@snacktastic: Wait what??? I totally did not see him in there! Maybe they'll bring Moss in...and Jen could run circles around those ladies

Do you really want to compare your "sting" operations to "Punk'd"? That's basically admitting that none of it real, and it's all inside your head.

@Zwiebel: Everything about Tyler Perry scares me

I've just added a new pet to list. Groundhogs are adorable!

As I've told my husband I much prefer a good night’s sleep over sex. If I don't get my 8 hours a night I'm not a person, I'm a ravaging evil Grendal of a monster.

@kat.bee: Same, but in North FL where at least I get to wear hats and scarves.

Ok I just have to ask...what the hell is a bunga bunga party and who came up with that phrase? Sounds way to happy for what going on