tl;dr money.

Don't do it, Pacman! He's got the high ground!

I hope it was one of Pac Man's English teachers.

Holloway's gotta be a total saint for not wanting to curbstomp these kids, especially regarding the grandchild's headstone. I know I would be far less polite.

Most of those calls are coming from rural Virginia, where they've always preferred to wed themselves to Cousins.

As opposed to futbol, which ends on a whistle after and arbitrary amount of stoppage time, wherein the game could end without either team actually winning.

Are we really this desperate to smoke out potential homophobia anywhere it could possibly be in the NFL? Take off the tinfoil hat deadspin. It is just as likely that it was about money.

OK, so this is the whiney reporters' (Morris and Ley) side. What's Spurrier's side?

I think the only people who care are already in the stands (and there's a lot of empty seats). Stick to real sports.

STOP POSTING SHIT TO DISTRACT ME FROM THE NFL

Not going 4-8 would also help improve the WMU gameday experience.

I get that making a map of even the top 100 teams' "likes" would be a totally unreadable mess, but intimating that Florida and Alabama are extremely popular in Tennessee just because UT, etc. are unranked strikes me as really, really dumb.

Hey everybody, That Guy showed up.

I see this statement everywhere but the game only sold 200,000 copies at $20 so I don't really believe most people have played it.

Ha fuck you. I'm not eating fish with my eggs. Pork. Bacon. This is how it's done. This is America, not Greece. And I'm hungover. The last thing on the face of the planet earth that I want to smell is fucking fish. Get your shit together, deadspin.

a) This is not original reporting.

Plunking a defenseless batter because he stared at his home run for a couple of seconds too long is one of the biggest bitch moves in baseball. I don't have an issue with Harper yelling something back at the guy, and I like that the Braves Twitter got smacked down for being stupid when (s)he was trying to be sassy.

I think we've come to expect this kind of behavior from Teheran: lots of posturing with very little to back it up.

Wait, the Redskins team name is offensive? I had no idea the writers at Deadspin thought this! Do you guys have any more articles on this topic??

Did you read the recipe? I literally cannot imagine it being any easier, unless I'd just told you to open a can of Hormel, season it with your tears, and then pour it directly onto your head.