And most of those are from his family.

Yes, please lay out the "connection" between old, right-wing, white NRA members who haven't killed anybody and young, black, cop killers.

So you are basically saying all the safety precautions people like you have insisted on for the last 30 years make little sense in a home intruder scenario. I agree.

Arnold never felt bad about shit! Even after killing a whole village of henchmen people in Commando!

If torture didn't work, 24 would have been called 8.

Spoiler: ET was the ambassador from the ID4 aliens.

Thats not according to the Boba Fett sequel of 2022, The Search for More Money.

MAH MOMMA IS WATCHIN THIS!

BIL's sister's husband sounds like the one who is unnecessarily creating problems by not even letting the dead stop his quest to hear about the suckage of dick.

Dan Savage has set monogamish gay people back 30 years by admitting to such unnatural, immoral acts like saying the new Ghostbusters movie is better than the original!

Bikini carwash companies?

He was scary looking so it was close enough.

This calls for a Bill Clinton joke, but I am just too lazy to make it.

The Saturday Night Live Band has declared for Johnson.

The jerk abandoned his long-time Italian stereotype friend for a chick he knew for 3 days. No sympathy.

O'Neal is just mad that Willie Aames never responded to his fanmail/naked pictures.

In Baio's defense, the original name for Jezebel was "Far Left Lesbian Shitasses".

The Furries have stopped writing.

It must be a montage.

All Lucas had to do was show him die at the Jedi Temple and it would hae won some goodwill.