Is it just me, or did embedded videos stop working the past day or so on Deadspin?

you’re no Rom Romberts

“These people have awful names.”

No. This is a good sports dad. Tall dad under basket watched all this futility and finally said, “boy, jump on my shoulder for a sec, scramble up there and get that rascal these fellas can’t reach down, hear?” And boy was all, “K. Almost. Got it.” Verdict: just a good kid who likes climbing and such.

Ok, but what about a BJ, Upton?

I got violent on weed once. Wrote an internet comment in all caps.

That’s more the kind of behavior I’d expect from a Cardinal.

We’re going to have to let you go, Norm.

I’ve literally never played this game, but I like watching insane Rocket League shit.

Only if they were a former Barcelona product. You gotta connect the Haisley dots.

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Unfortunately, the hospital staff didn’t bite. It was quickly determined that the man was faking and he was turned away.

Unequivocally.

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-1000

I’m in favor of a Gael Monfils tab next to the Magary tab.

Even their booing of Goodell is tainted. Everyone else hates him because of bullshit like punishing weed worse than domestic violence, covering up CTE, or arbitrary bullshit like punishing players for celebrating or wearing the wrong shoes.

This is a really horrible take.

With soccer the one thing you always have to be focused on is kicking the ball as hard as you can whenever it get anywhere near you. My question is, under new management, will these guys be able to do the one thing that matters in soccer: kicking the ball as hard as you possibly can whenever you have the chance.