This woman = me. All day, every day.

I think most kids get access to guns through adults. I think people could make a “constitutional” argument that people become citizens at 18/have to register for the draft and therefore depriving them of the right to bare arms is a violation. The problem here was that you couldn’t buy a pistol until 21, but you could…

1. Rick Scott: “I want to make it virtually impossible for anyone who is a danger to themselves or others to use a gun.”

Just the tiniest possible bit better than doing absolutely nothing.

Having previously been one, I can confidently say that teenagers are fucking morons. I’m all for raising the age.

It’s a red herring. In most states, age limits on gun purchase are already in place. Where things get more fuzzy is that adults are allowed to purchase guns and gift them to minors (ostensibly for hunting); I very well could be mistaken but they do not seem to be touching on this aspect.

Trump, on new North Korea sanctions announced this afternoon:

Well there was that time she dressed as Alex from A Clockwork Orange...

Maggie shot the rich right-wing industrialist. If Lisa is the Democrat party, Maggie is the weather underground.

Maggie once shot a guy, Homer is hugely negligent in his position of environmental oversight, Bart regularly commits fraud, and Marge is an ex-felon with a gambling addiction, but for some reason she’s the moral authority of the family. Sounds like the GOP to me.

Lisa is literally one of the best female cartoon characters ever. It’s funny that Ted thinks this is an insult. It’s only an insult if you’re a complete ignoramus. Everyone knows that Homer is a complete joke and parody. So it makes sense that Ted compared himself to Homer.

I haven’t watched The Simpsons in a long time, but Maggie is probably a nihilist.

Marge really should leave his fucking ass.

Unpopular? The whole point of his character is that he’s a stupid, selfish oaf.*

*at least I assume that is still his character. I haven’t watched in in 15 years because...well, you know.

This is going to be unpopular; Homer is a dick. He’s selfish and lazy and complacent. Yeah I know he does kind things occasionally but mostly he’s a dick. He’s the guy who treats you like shit, does one nice thing, and uses it as leverage the other 99% of the time. If Homer was a real guy, you would want nothing to do…

The GOP role model, everyone:

I would estimate conservatively that 25% of my usable kitchen cabinet space is occupied by kids’ water bottles. Of those water bottles, maybe 15 - 20% are actively being used. It makes me bonkers. The other day, I pulled out a sliding shelf to get at some tupperware and about 8 water bottles fell back behind the…

Sounds like your kids are going to have some pretty bad sunburns.