I just got home from a lovely Christmas dinner with my wife’s family. There were 7 kids and 19 adults and my daughter spent the whole time wearing a Cinderella dress. Nobody talked politics and Trump’s name wasn’t uttered once.

I can’t use the fucking word ‘sad’ anymore. If I say something is sad (an article, movie, book, news of a person dying of cancer, etc) I feel like I’m using a made up word.

We need to start whining about the war on “Happy Holidays.”

Keep Saturn in saturnalia!

it is kind of funny, its like the flag, military veterans and the national anthem, he degrades everything.

I’m a therapist and one of my clients is in her early twenties and hilarious, and she left her last session with “merry Christmas, happy holidays, kumbaya or whatever the fuck you celebrate!”

Shame the idiot hasn’t learned this day has nothing to do with Jesus and it’s just a pagan holiday the Catholics used to try and convert pagans.

One of the best things about my old retail job was people asking “Does the company even let you say ‘Merry Christmas’ anymore?!” like they were being clever and completely ignoring the large signs hanging in our Christmas section that said “Merry Christmas! December 25”, the countdown to Christmas our manager put up…

I really really don’t want you to take this the wrong way. Buddha knows I’m not a vindictive or hateful person, and I wish you no ill will on this Christmas afternoon.

Here you go, if you haven’t seen it (it’s been going around this year). DO NOT CRY.

Seriously, those pieces of shit have weaponized “Merry Christmas.” They’re the ones who have ruined it!

*tears of grief* Gods I miss them so much! */tears of grief*

Big Macs have lettuce. Lettuce is a vegetable. Ergo, Donald Trump is a vegetarian.

Never thought my response to hearing “Merry Christmas” would be “oh shit is this person trying to tell me they’re a Nazi” but here we are.

For real. All I see is a war on middle class.

Creamy kale, the Trump way, is a cup of cream sauce over a single leaf of kale, minus the stem.

Can we have a war to reclaim the word “beautiful” so he can’t use it anymore? Like everything else, he has ruined it. And anyway, it would be better than starting a war on the Korean Peninsula.

Surely hidden under a pound of melted cheese. Same as when I gave my dog her heartworm pill.

Donald Trump ate a vegetable? I don’t believe it. Fake news

MSNBC made a nice supercut of the Obamas saying Merry Christmas. Sorry for the screenshot it picked, but it should start playing at the Obamas.