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We all have soul dogs, and it’s incredibly hard when they go to doggie heaven (I’m a staunch atheist but I firmly believe in the existence of doggie heaven). Mine was a German Shepherd that lived on the streets until we found each other, and I can remember that day like it was yesterday. He had something in his eyes,

I had a “soul” cat, so I do get it. The love of your life doesn’t have to be a human.

Poor Selma Blair. Dogs don’t live anywhere near long enough.

“I’ll never understand the sex appeal of a boozy cigarette-withered middle-aged man with a hairpiece fondly nicknamed a rat, not to knock Frank Sinatra.”

As you note, Arnold has never been what one might call a progressive. He has some pretty toxic beliefs, in my opinion. So for someone like him to make a video like this speaks volumes about just how messed up things are in the US right now. I’m gonna go ahead and say something I never thought I would say: “well done,

Mine are basically fused together. I’ll be a mermaid soon enough.

They also likely have a Grand Canyon of a thigh gap. I can’t imagine this shit being comfortable regardless, but it seems it would be significantly less irritating if your inner thighs have never met. Mine are BFFs though, so what the hell do I know.

I hate cold shoulder tops and I’m constantly disappointed lately

The people who buy shit like this probably don’t have pubes. They wax that shit bald.

Someone posted this elsewhere, which I thought was particularly apt here

Because who doesn’t love getting metal things tangled in your pubes, and then adding sand and water (preferably salt water)!

Heather Heyer died because Nazi scum has NOT died out. She died trying to eliminate that scourge. Fuck this asshole for saying that someone like her is the problem. Just. Fuck him.

To put things in perspective. I’m a Jew, I’m an Israeli, the neo nazis scums in Virginia hate me and my country. But they belong to the past. Their breed is dying out,” the 26-year-old Netanyahu said.

She was phenomenal in that piece. When she got in that van with those Nazis. That took serious guts. I’m a grown man and I would have been too scared to get in that van. And how she didn’t reach across that table and slap that guy silly took serious self control. How perfect is it that that guy is crying like a little

Psh, Jews aren’t smart! You’re confusing them with the Orientals!

that quote keeps drifting down my TL and all I can think is that he just doesn’t know how to describe people in real terms, because other people aren’t real to him.

“Memorial service today for beautiful (6/10, definitely no Ivanka) and incredible Heather Heyer, a truly special young woman. She will long be remembered by all!(SAD)”

Hah! Her cuteness got those nazis to spill their stupid racist guts (trying to impress her since they never get to speak to live women....only the blow up kind).

I think we Americans confuse intelligence with morality. Those people are smart enough. They aren’t dumb... what they are is profoundly immoral.

Elle Reeve, the Vice journalist who scooped and out-performed all the networks with her astounding report on HBO Monday night should get the Emmy and the Peabody next year for the most comprehensive, insightful, and brutally honest documentary.