Well said. Pretty sad to see Van Jones do a complete 180 over one speech. So disappointed in all of them. Trump has still done some pretty shitty things over the last few weeks and still is a narcissistic monster. One speech doesn’t change any of that.

Yes, gawd. Like the pinnacle of that soldier’s life was getting the longest applause before Congress in history upon his death. Who thinks like that? Jesus, this man is disgusting.

Jesus christ. He is such an odious human being.

After the applause died down, he said he though it was the longest ovation ever in such a speech (of course it wasn’t but even that’s beside the point).

I refused to watch the speech, because obviously, but when I saw the headlines on NY1 this morning with the “press” pivoting to say he was “Presidential” and didn’t pee on any of the carpets, my reaction was, ‘here we go...’

Easy, If I see cops setting up a road block with spikes and cruisers, I’m whipping my cell phone out.

Or just saw the cops laying the spike strip and decided something amusing was about to happen.

Correct. That’s what friction does. I’m guessing some road, after his tires blew out, a curb, the drainage ditch and most likely, both Austin’s feet planted firmly on the brake pedal while he screamed like a little girl all slowed him down considerably before he took flight.

This would still sell on AutoTrader for $35k.

now that’s how you record cell phone video.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Toyota

“Well, it’s in Hazzard, it’s in a hurry and it ain’t a Duke. So whoever that fella is, he’s probably up to no good. “

The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!”

I actually have a solution. Birds could stop flying full speed into walls like idiots!

I wouldn’t limit to age, but more powerful, sportier car should require a special driving license. It doesn’t make sense that the same license that is valid to a Toyota Yaris is valid to a Ferrari 488 or a Porsche Turbo S.

Fucking hell. I’m sitting on the couch right now with my 4-year old daughter snuggled against me. I cannot imagine a more horrible thing to experience. My heart goes out to that father.

I wish I hadn’t.

I’m not even going to watch the video. I just can’t. Oh God. My condolences to the father and the rest of the family.