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hasn’t the whole Alien series and the Xenomorphs been compared to some kind of twisted sexual thing? am I just imagining this?

Also:

No, but the assumption is that a member of a group will have more to give a character of the same group than the usual stereotypes.

Nah, others are. One would hope, though, that they wouldn’t lean on the hackery of stereotype.

I think if you are not having any kind of fun in the Marvel movies then you are clearly doing something wrong. Which is why I’m glad Natalie Portman is out.

The Chain is a fucking god tier song, been waiting for this trailer since they showed it at Comic Con a while ago!

They Hawkeye-effect’d Star-Lord! It’s beautiful!

Gamora kindess in the middle of being a bad ass and Groot running out of fucks in the battle is the most adorable thing I’ve seen today.

You forgot the gif!

There is a pretty great poster, too.

“My genitals are engorged as well fellow viewer!”

There will probably be a moment in this movie in which Baby Groot is not both adorable and hilarious...

Maybe I haven’t recovered from Prometheus disappointment, but I didn’t see anything in this trailer that makes me want to see the movie. Honestly, another dumb fuck who sticks his face over some alien god-knows-what and gets facehuggered? Isn’t that covered in the space explorer’s handbook yet?

But maybe we finally get to find out how the Queen Alien got to become the Queen!

I’m sure he thinks he’s a great ally for the LGBT community and he has supported LGBT rights on TV and in print, but that doesn’t make it alright to play an offensive stereotype with a fucking pink bow around his neck.

:( Gods that’s a fucking bummer. Another fabulous “ally.”

Now playing

Noises Off! is a great onscreen interpretation of an equally great stage production about a stage production. Stageception? Anyway, any fan of stage-to-screen (or fan of theatre) should watch it.

In an animated movie, Le Fou’s man-crush/gay-ish lust was mildly funny, if a little eyebrow raising. In a live action movie in 2017, Josh Gad’s flouncing, effeminate, flowy-haired, strike-a-posing with a big pink bow around his neck is fucking offensive. Does he fart glitter at the end of the song, too? They could

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