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I love how he showed the “You aren’t listening” sign again after being asked if he was going to say anything. Get the message now, reporter?

Fox News is a disgrace to journalism. Who has to make up a lie to complain about Philadelphia?

Before we wondered if a porn star would save our country, now it’s Philly fans. What a wild time to be alive.

That picture of Trump looks like Jim Carrey wearing an orange version of the mask.

Well, they didn’t remain upright long enough to complete the process of the vote.

So, on official review, it was determined that it was not a vote.

Yeah, but that’s just sediment. He was talking about rocks. Rocks are big and heavy, and when they fall into water they make a splash - it’s all that splashing that’s making the sea levels rise, not ridiculous global warming. I’ve stared at the ocean a lot, and I’ve never seen it rise up from heat, but I’ve seen…

Apple: It took a lot of courage to remove the headphone jack...

Don’t get me started on my sister, mainly because anything I’d say would somehow get back to her. She is the devil Thoughts & Prayers

True story:

To everything there is an end. Step by step, we trudge towards our eventual destination. Bound by chains that drag along those who agree with this path, they move unerringly to their final end. That choice, that destination, was chosen by hubris and by force - by greed and power and lust. And sold in a neat package to…

So Bill Cosby was willing to pay out almost $3.5 million to this woman, who he calls a complete liar and a gold digger, rather than spend even a fraction of that amount proving his innocence in the public eye? I’ll believe that when Bill O’Reilly coughs up all that “evidence” against his accusers.

“If anything, Mesereau told jurors, the fact that Constand accepted a settlement with a nondisclosure agreement was proof that she was just in it for the payout.”

...this quest for transparency (which I fundamentally agree with) needs to be equally applied and enforced for consumers or not at all.

Building is, or can easily be, wired with high voltage cables. The back of the parking lot is not.

No it’s more so noting how ludicrous it is that our Vice President holds on to this antiquated (to put it nicely) notion that being in the same room as a woman without your wife present isn’t common decency. Not to mention that it automatically sexualizes what should be strictly a political meeting. This is the Vice…

Step 1: Steal underpants

You are a crazy person.

Considering the source is important to any issue. Pretending another wrote it would show what exactly?