wholly agree on the liberal use of soy sauce. Why yes I would like the MSG with my meal.

Why is that so hard to understand? And it’s not just children, I regularly see adults watching shit on their phones at full volume in public. I hate people.

I kinda think Stark doesn’t vote, because he thinks the real power is in the corporate oligarchy, which, hey, he’s not wrong. Also, I could see him voting for Trump as a goof, never expecting him to win, but only being mildly amused when he does, because nothing Trump does is going to impact him directly in any way. Of…

I said this into the void on Twitter earlier today, but given the full events of this season (not going into further spoilers), combined with Beaver, Kendall, etc... it’s SHOCKING that Dick, for all his many, many faults, is as relatively well-adjusted as he is. You can almost forgive his douchebaggery given the…

Its far cheaper to “trip” and “accidentally” dump a glass of water on the thing.

So the guy that works for an advertising campaign just so happened to stumble upon something that looks suspiciously like a viral ad campaign? Seems on the up and up to me.

Fell off truck on its way to Canal Street with other counterfeit goods?

Quark or someone said Picard wine isn’t very good

Cool Ranch, of course, though the true Dorito lover prefers the Taco flavor.

If the internet existed from the 40s to 60s the porn would’ve been sweet.

I had safely buried my memory of this from the 1990s, so.... yeah, thanks Laserface.  Sick burn.

Don’t drag ROM into this.   The black hole of continuity just leads to madness.  Next thing you will be wondering how this all ties into Micronaughts.  

Beta Ray Bill or we riot.

“And that little boy who nobody liked grew up to be ... Thanos.”

As a sentient seagull, I too am very offended, I'll be writing a str- OH SHIT SON, SOMEONE LEFT SOME FRENCH FRIES IN THIS GARBAGE CAN

Get The Frog Onscreen?

I like deep cuts, I really do, but not even Marvel Studios’ excellent track record can get me the least bit excited for a damn Eternals movie. 

FUCK YES BETA RAY BILL.

And now the return of the whining about Jane Foster being Thor. Look, it’s very simple. Jason Aaron retconned that Gods in the Marvel Universe so that they are both flesh and blood people and also living stories. Usually they can be one and the same, but when Thor Odinson became unworthy of Mjolnir in the comics, he…

I’m kind of disappointed by this. I had hoped the entire show would just involve Picard in his vineyard, making wine.