I laughed way too hard at this. Cheers to you.

The term is “kowtowing,” but this interpretation of it is endlessly fascinating.

I sincerely doubt Popovich thinks in those terms. He’d have kept coaching Tim Duncan until both were too senile to stand upright. He can’t possibly care about improving some legacy conversation that much.

Never breed.

And nothing of value was lost.

What the fuck!?

Bragging about when you stopped reading something is an insufferable tic, and does not accomplish what you think it does by mentioning it to everyone.

I am CERTAIN I could not converse with him about games. I knew this as soon as he gave an interview promoting The Witness in which he said “I make games for people who’ve read Gravity’s Rainbow.”

All right, let’s do this. No better place for it, at least for today.

This is perhaps my favorite passage Serling wrote. I’ve internalized it to the point of thinking of my own memories as “laughing ghosts” on numerous occasions.

I loved Braid, but Christ, is this guy an insufferable dickhead.

I would quibble with the phrasing and idea that these failed “despite Valve’s best efforts.”

Brilliant. Take your star, you magnificent bastard.

I’m 100% with the ref, and the ejection. Yeah, they missed the foul call. But I have no patience for the argument that the REF is the person degrading the game by ejecting a star player, when said star is acting out like a fucking child in a restaurant.

I disagree. This did not make me think.

This wouldn’t be a concern if Curry would just drink more chocolate milk. Klay never turns an ankle.

Evidence for the “I’m a Good Person” File: I cringed and let out an involuntary sound of horror at the moment he hit the floor, and felt sick to my stomach when I saw his fencing response and his unfocused eyes.

Have your star, you Jaunty sumbitch.

In Smith’s defense, Randy Moss had previously refused to serve his dog that very bowl of soup.

Speaking literally, not figuratively. That party of mouthbreathers can excuse a lot, but they (at least publicly, when people are watching) draw the line at gay. ESPECIALLY if it implies cuckoldry in any fashion.