This is spectacular news for me, at least.

I mean... I get that, but... it’s kinda the part I MOST want to see, in a way.

Hmm. I guess I should have led with my near-complete ignorance of the career of Ms. Gugino. Fair point.

Well, maybe I’m that weird guy and I just don’t know it. But I walked away from football in disgust two years ago, and after a brief half-season or so of occasionally missing having something to gobble up an entire Sunday in the fall, and once or twice caving and watching a Monday night game, I found it to be…

It’s a Catch-22. The movie maybe doesn’t get made at all without the (admittedly low-wattage) star power attached to the two lead roles. But you’d have to cast a hungry no-name aspiring starlet who can’t demand a no-nudity clause in order to realize two solid hours of The Full Monty in that bed, while ALSO kneecapping…

Damnit, I read the book and I have no idea what either of you are talking about. D-E...?

You proud of this post?

Too late. His dad beat you to it.

This is a disgusting outrage, and I will not stand for it, no matter how unpopular my opinion might be.

This is amazing. And so goddamned satisfying. I want every word she says during the beatdown as my ringtone.

Shouldn’t it just be “hold,” though?

You magnificent bastard, you.

This shouldn’t be as funny.

I came in to mention this flick. So glad someone else knows of it. It’s rare that I wander to a film with no recognition nor expectations and then just get my hair blown back by it. Loved it.

Christ. This is the second Deadspin tennis injury clip to unmoor me in as many months, following the poor guy (whose name I’ve sadly forgotten) lying on the court loudly sobbing while his opponent leaned over him in attempted encouragement, at a prior tournament.

“While they period all over him” isn’t defensibly less infantile than the psychological subtext Haute Mess mentions.

Fuck them. Bunch of cucks, all.

Collateral.

Holy shit. Top priority once we build a time machine, after killing Hitler, is going back to convince you to buy almost any other thing, be it a videogame or something completely unrelated, than Karnov.

It was a simple and very poignant, human, moment. Too few of those in general, let alone on the stages of massive trade shows. Felt odd to experience a swell of pride for someone I’ll never personally know. I’m sure he’s over the moon to finally show off the fruits his team is bearing.