Hear, hear.

Fred Rogers is as perfect a specimen as our human race has produced. I get emotional every time I so much as ponder his effect on me as a child, and anyone who made crass or tasteless jokes about him always told me more about themselves than they could possibly realize.

Oh, man. I’ve got a sick feeling in my gut about this. The guy is not at an age where he can rehab a serious injury and return to form.

Ha! Love this. I’ve spent the whole playoffs referring to him as Rocco Siffredi’s more frustrated cousin.

Wow. I’d completely forgotten that this existed, and just rewatched it for the first time since probably the week that it happened. S0lid goddamned gold.

Wow. I’d completely forgotten that this existed, and just rewatched it for the first time since probably the week that it happened. S0lid goddamned gold.

Leather put in a good word for him.

I call bullshit on this idea simply because Westbrook has shown on multiple occasions how he is pathologically incapable of respecting an opponent.

You seem fun.

Is that a joke? Because I’m fairly certain the chief ingredient in Viagra is ground-up footage of Vince Carter in the 2001 dunk contest, back when he was “Air Canada.”

That gif somehow gets funnier every time I watch it. There’s a chance I will waste away from starvation because I can’t stop watching it loop.

They have to play it up as an incremental upgrade rather than a full generation, though, lest they put the stink of obsolescence on the Xbone in trying to sell Scorpio. I’m sure they want nothing more than for both to thrive for awhile rather than the full-stop of the Xbox in the face of the pending 360.

(slow clap)

I just need to know whether Cameron Diaz is Latino, a dude, or neither. Her name has vexed me for years.

Wolverpeen.

No, you wouldn’t. Said explanations would be largely written in their own feces, for starters.

Yeah, this was no argument. Coach coached, Player listened.

This never stops bringing me joy.

As someone who’s spent a lifetime waiting for a job offer in porn, my empathy is somewhat measured.

This fucking sucks. As a dyed-in-the-wool Spurs fan, this is absolutely not how I want the door opened to fell the Warriors this year.