No, you wouldn’t. Said explanations would be largely written in their own feces, for starters.

Yeah, this was no argument. Coach coached, Player listened.

This never stops bringing me joy.

As someone who’s spent a lifetime waiting for a job offer in porn, my empathy is somewhat measured.

This fucking sucks. As a dyed-in-the-wool Spurs fan, this is absolutely not how I want the door opened to fell the Warriors this year.

Hear, hear. I was made to feel like a complete waste of time last month when I preordered a Switch, starting the INSTANT I rejected the two-page list of SKUs for various accessories/tchotchkes/chargers they’re pushing alongside the preorders.

Okay, I’ll bite. THIS universe, though I say that with respect to Lebron James and also freely acknowledge that he’s in the top TEN.

SSX Tricky.

The Sly Cooper series never gets the love, but I’d take it over the Jak or Ratchet series’ any day. And that’s coming from a place a strong affection for the Ratchet games.

History will remember that game as being lost by Grossman, and I’m not going to go to the mat for the guy under any circumstance. But it bears remembering that:

I’m an atheist, and yet, several times each year I find myself saying, “God bless Gregg Popovich.” He is one of our best human beings.

There hasn’t been a more perfect reply in all of the Internet. I’ve never swerved so suddenly from wiping tears to braying like a donkey. Cheers.

Stress.

goddamnit. Of COURSE I replied to the wrong thread. Sorry, MPB. Never mind.

A public service to everyone reading this thread: Mother Puss Bucket wrote the screenplay to The Incredible Burt Wonderstone, and is wounded at its omission here.

I just did exactly this yesterday. Back to back, through Virginia and The Bunker (and the second episode of Telltale’s Batman after THAT). The two make for fascinating companion pieces as well as thoughtful, interesting experiences on their own. I recommend both.

You’re not going to get enough notice for this joke, which is a shame because it’s brilliant.

Couldn’t agree more, with both of you. It’s an impossible assignment no one would want nor ask for. Professionalism and humanism are the perfect words to use.

No. You actually DON’T “have to say it.”

I was rooting for the Warriors, but I sure as hell can’t take anything away from Cleveland in this series. They gave it to Golden State three times in a row, looked confident the whole time, and left absolutely no room for dumb hot takes about their stars not “showing up.” Kyrie and Lebron were just magnificent, this…