Somewhere Ryan Fitzpatrick’s son is thinking:

“JET FUEL CAN’T MELT A MOTHER’S PRIDE!”

The mention of “The 12s” is easily the most intolerable part of this saga

Pretty typical of a Red to blame history on Bourgeois instincts.

Any matchup between Baylor and Texas Tech is mostly BUTT.

Croce sounds like a real Kane enabeler.

I’d call this the worst case of a guy with an unpronounceable name destroying a Jet in New York, but…well, you know.

I can’t wait to see this image stolen for a shitty “get ripped in 5 days with this one amazing trick!” ad.

Once he stops being obviously, clearly hockey’s best player, then yes, we can stop.

Incredible. I imagine this deal has raised eyebrow across the league.

My reaction to the news :(

Scout: Blackmon ever come in here?

Welcome to Kinja, Mr. McMahon.

Hey Captain! Open up! We've got to install these microwave ovens!

The often-quoted Blackstone's formulation says, "It is better that 10 guilty persons escape than that one innocent suffer." Benjamin Franklin later tweaked the quote, changing the 10 to a whopping 100. Hernandez later shot Benjamin Franklin, after an altercation at a nightclub.

"If, instead, WWE simply decided to have Reigns win this Sunday and stand tall, well, they're going to have to edit out a lot more boos."

Heyman's on the Mount Rushmore of micwork.

If you're running the spread offense, I can't imagine anything more spread out that placing your players all over the country on different teams.