Fact: owning a Buick hasn’t gotten anyone laid since 1987.

Yeah, but then you will own a Buick.

I know, right? I was about to comment the same thing, this should be the default for the FUGLY web version, which reminds me of Excel...

I was thinking something like JavaScript would be a good choice since you can use it for front end and back end development.

Is it really priceless when it’s insured for a specific value?

My trick, aside from having my Dad proofread everything for me, is to step away from whatever I’m writing for a few hours. Get the story/essay/writing assignment out of my head for a while, then come back to it and read it backwards. Then read it forwards.

Why not? In my town the only place I can get them is online and I love me some speedy Amazon.

you just need to sandwich the meat in between to pieces of cling wrap and beat the crap out of it.

Hmmm...... No adderall mentioned anywhere on this list.....

My uncle (a Chiropractor) explained it to me like this:

I love you Carl.

Inclined to agree with the OP, I thought these were going to be actual books.

But that’s the OP’s point - it’s not a collection, it’s a list. A collection seems to imply that you can go see the collection and possibly buy or download in one shot. A list is simply that.

um you don’t need to be redundant with “bland” and “white”

My favorite is the ad for Untucked shirts.

I love the Root on Monday mornings, always ready to take shit head on. Good Morning, Michael!

This was great. You know why? Because, for all of 2 minutes, I wasn’t thinking about the next four years.

I disagree.

Hexadecimal skin plz?

“I see now that the circumstances of one’s birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.”