Maybe he saw the Thomas Jefferson vs Fredrick Douglas Epic Rap Battles Of History video and got confused.

This isn’t incompetence. Trump may be an idiot, but his two Steves aren’t. They know exactly what they are doing. This big, flashy, apparently clumsy executive order was designed to create chaos and confusion and to elicit outrage and protest from their political opponents. Meanwhile, Trump’s inner circle of advisors…

Alt-hand job.

actual typo.

She’s in for a tough road, but make no mistake, she can handle it just like she’s handled all the difficulties of her life. Remember, she was raised on the South Side of Chicago by a father who was a blue-collar worker and a mother who stayed at home with her brother and her. She watched as her dad, who was her rock,…

I’m not sure I should be starring some of these comments, but it just seems like that kind of a day.

It’s supposed to rain today. Not rinsing his hair with Tang lessens the possibility of it running down his head.

yassss

It’s definitely not the same, so stop saying it is! Also:

She’s absolutely right. Most of these plaintive calls to “understand” Trump voters seem to come from liberal white males. The most infuriating post in my Facebook feed was by a white male journalist, who said that using the terms “mansplaining” and “whitesplaining” were the kind of divisive rhetoric that was driving…

just not hard enough to make babby

May I recommend Peter Serafinowicz’s Sassy Trump:

I’m focused on his trickle down economics policy.

i can really get behind that whole “tape over the mouths” thing, though.

Damn it feels good to be a Lannister.

So, like, you’re saying that chavettes ain’t posh?

“The Jedi are trying to take over the Republic. It’s true, folks. I know more about the Force than Yoda, and I know what they’re planning, and believe me, it’s bad, people. Really bad. We gotta take them out first. They got a temple waaay too close to the Senate. Who knows what they’re planning in there? Trust me,…

I know, and I dread Jan 20. Even as a European – mine is a small country in the Baltics next to Russia, and seeing how Trumpsky get chumsky with Putin, we’re 110% sure we’ll be thrown under the bus. But what can you do? Live on and fight. Eat cakes and have sex and fight. Drink booze and fight. Make new babies (or…

no but we do everything real subtle. whenever someone says “Trump” you fart and condition them like pavlov’s dog. so now whenever they hear the word “Trump” they expect the smell of shit to immediately follow.