Oh — Emirjeta Xhelili? Of the Mayflower Xhelilis?

jfc. It’s looks like if you tried to pee in the ocean in that thing the piss would shoot up the front, squirt out your cleavage, and hit you in the face.

My daughter insists that everything down there is the butt no matter how much we try to explain to her that isn’t the case. On boys too. I think she’d fail. She’s also six.

I consider getting out of my jog bra post-run to be a workout in itself. A high-stakes yoga, if you will.

Haha exactly like that. If they stranded on deserted island, he will eat her 1st.

But he’s so edgy! He has barbed wire tattooed on his forearm!!!

gravity are fake make america again

They’re like the High Sparrow and his followers, totally obsessed with Cersei while not even caring about the fire breathing orange dragon headed their way

THIS is the argument I’ve had with those who I consider NOT my friends (also know as the “An AR doesn’t do that much damage” cuntbags). I work in Emergency Medicine and believe me, If I had to (touch wood) be shot with a gun and a choice, I’d go handgun/pistol all the way. That’s repairable (mostly; unless someone has…

Cops.

I believe it’s pronounced Ree-tah Ore-ah

Christianity - The story of how one women’s lie about shagging about got completely out of hand.

I'm sure if this ever happened to me I would sob like a tween deprived of Wi-Fi, but in my fantasies, I am stoic, refuse to repeat the party line, and fulfill my hard labor sentence like Cool Hand Luke only to emerge from prison the biggest, baddest bitch on the planet with my totally toned bod and my steely gaze.

And he's fucking awful on set!!! I really don't understand how he gets work

I HATE JEREMY RENNER WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING!!!

So infamous it got it’s own chapter in the I Want My MTV oral history.

What the hell is he doing?! I really like Billy Squire. Great songwriter, guitarist and singer, but this strikes me as one of those moments when the musician followed the director down some path with total misguided trust.

Yes! My husband made it, actually. He takes a mediaeval martial art class (swordfighting, etc.), and they had a class on the weekends where you could construct your own armour. He actually fights in it.

Found my NanoWriMo plot.