Oh my God. Me me me. A friend of mine was recently traveling this part of world and had a great time. He said that people joke all the time about the vampires getting you, same as when I was in Samoa people always joking about eating people. Good times

I’m trying to my shit together and map out most of the plot lines and characters and gather my research. I’m planning on writing a YA novel about a girl who accidentally opens a portal to the fairy world. There are also going to be witches. Do you use any writing tools or just write it all out on a Word doc?

Hey fellow jezzies, I’m a grey so who knows if anyone will see this. Has anyone ever participated in NaNoWriMo? I’ve got an idea for a novel that’s swirling around in my brain and I’m hoping by spending a month writing flat out I’ll get into the habit of writing more regularly. I’ve never written a book before but I…

I’m an Australian who now lives in North America, so I hear that. My Canadian husband was teasing me the other day about when I first moved here I couldn’t get over the number of pumpkins there are everywhere, just for decoration, not for eating. He was ‘pumpkins are for in normal places like pizza, ha ha’

It’s the tight line eye make up with pale lips, with the expression of abject misery.

ummm, can you put a shorter clip up. I ain’t got time to watch a hour plus video to get the point. TL;DW

I used midwives for both my pregnancies and births but I’m in BC so they need to be university trained with hospital admitting privileges. Though I still needed c-sections for both babes. But yah!! Canada!! I didn’t get a bill, just great care including skin to skin contact just minutes after birth. In fact my…

I’m an Australian who lives in Canada where I’ve had 2 c-sections and didn’t pay for anything except some prenatal vitamins and some sushi that my mum brought into the hospital as hospital food is gross. But not as gross as the insanity that is the US healthcare system. It really is outrageous

I know. I was at Disneyland in May and it was closed. Boo as I’m probably not heading back to Disneyland any time soon

I live in Canada. There are times in December when I’m picking up my daughter from school so 3ish in the afternoon and you watch the sun hover just above the horizon and with it you watch your hopes and and dreams dwindle and you book a trip to Mexico for January so you don’t shoot yourself in the head. I can handle…

I do have photographic evidence of how much I’ve aged in the past years (thanks facebook) but my excuse is that I’ve had two kids in the past six years. That takes a toll, maybe not as much as being President but it takes a toll

I want a tote that says ‘totes mcgoat’ but I’m not spending $165 on any tote

Have you ever lived in an apartment though? 600 square feet is a pretty big place for one person to live in. I lived in a 550 square foot place with my husband for about 5 years and while it didn’t have a walk in closet it was a pretty big place. And we live in Vancouver not Manhattan

We had an 86 cavalier from 05-09, only had a AM radio. It was the car we got when 91 cavalier died. Usually you get a newer car but not when you're broke

I saw a guy wearing one of those green body thongs as he ran around the seawall in Vancouver this last weekend. It seemed to be some kind of bet or prank with a number of his buddies. The interesting thing is that very few of the numerous European tourists around even gave him a s second glance.

My 5 year old refers to her vulva as her front butt and her little brother’s penis as his wang. My husband is to blame for the last term

oh great now I’ve got that song stuck in my head

Urggh Why are there so many of these ‘doctors’ on American TV and radio? I think I would rather have random medical advice given about celebrities from tabloids because at least you can ignore that more easily.

First it was veal, then it was tuna, then the baby lambs, then soy, followed by almonds. Now its avocados. Next up quinoa and micro-greens. How will I ever become a snobby foodie when I am wracked with middle class white guilt

He also can’t act unless someone throws a bucket of water on him. Every movie he’s in, there’s at least one scene where he gets dripping wet. Without that water, he has no talent.