Tokyo,

I can’t stop laughing.

If you need an off-roader for Nantucket, do it properly.

1st Gen Honda Insight:

I love having a sunroof in my car but the problem is that my skin turns into Hellboy if I leave the cover open for too long.

This is the only XM that matters.

Probably any Chinese EV, especially when they are getting closer and closer to entering the North American landscape.

Mazda,

Especially one who hates trans people and the child-free.

Or worse they only have one child and need a gigantic suv. Tell me your defensive driving skills are shit without saying it. 

I surprisingly fit comfortably inside a new GR86 or BRZ, considering I am 5'10 and 320 pounds.

Nissan Leaf

I’m honestly worried about a being sent to a gulag for trans people if there was a second Trump Administration.

Holden Monaro

It’s like the Golf Country and Delta Integrale had a one night stand and now we have the electric baby of those 2. 

It’s the Delta Integrale replacement we all wanted. 

I thought the MAGA crowd went for trucks like Ram and GM?