Was he on his first lap out when it happened? Was this the first corner he encountered that had sandbags? Had he done track days there before where sandbags were present? If this was lap 20 then he knew the sandbags were there. His comment about evasive action and his promotion of his own company lead me to think this…

I don’t feel for him at all. He’s a terrible rider and should never get on a bike again.

How dare they not prop up my tenuous beliefs in probably non-existent deities. I may just perceive this as an existential threat and use it to fuel my primitive tribalistic tendencies.

Speaking of sad things, look at this picture, which remains the saddest picture I have ever taken:

yeah, but which snozzberries taste more like snozzberries?

Your point is unsubstantiated and invalid and you should feel bad about making it.

Really, the mast doesn’t seem that broken. Something seems... fishy... here.

They can have special editions of the Scrambler as tributes to regions around America. Denver Scrambler, South West Scrambler, Three Cheese Scrambler (for Wisconsin)...

There can be only one...

Why would they be mad? In 20 years, there are still only going to be a few true 911R’s and there will probably be thousands of GT3's with the X90 package. The R will still hold its value because it is the real deal original car. The car that started the trend and forced Porsche to create a whole options package…

You have the correct answer. This is for second place.

...do I win?

This:

They hid a swarm of bees in the glovebox.

But the leaks mean it’s losing weight so it should be faster. Just like rust holes.

The best rally cars are the ones that weren’t supposed to be

can a boat have 3 stern drives but only two engines?

That, my friends, is someone who doesn’t know how to trim an I/O.

A portal... What’s the fancy word for long offroad trips now? Expedition? One of the Fords, anyway. Expedition Portal has a nice ring to it...

Exibit #37 - Why Land Rover knows how to market and Toyota doesn’t. That’s some nice stuff.