Troll level: Over 9000.

How the fuck is this a sane response to this issue?

Nothing that is as bad as systematic child rape, I can assure you.

Well, not the systemic covering up of the sexual assault of children, no.

Jesus.... our pope standards are SO LOW if everyone is flipping their shit because this guy is APOLOGIZING for systematically defending child rapists for decades (probably much longer).

I'm a hipster I guess, because I disliked it before anyone I know disliked it.

Your doctor can switch it on or off remotely? Shouldn't that be your boss?

Does anybody else get the overwhelming urge to snap at Sarah like an overly ambitious Gretchen Wieners? "Stop trying to make 'Palin' happen! It's never going to happen!"

No? Just me?
Ok.

next favorite hobby: wedding photobombing

I don't appreciate the erasure of college students who stay up all night with empty cans of red bull everywhere trying to study for their exams. We deserve representation too! #yesallcollegestudents

I searched this article for "Florida" and couldn't find any results. Should I be scared? Is Florida spreading?

Yeah... no.

Trying to form an opinion on this, but having trouble since this didn't take place in Florida and is thus ineligible for a Bugs Bunny gif .

Um, WTF. Just this whole story. WTF.

I'm glad this is being covered, and I'm not surprised these girls had to get themselves out of the situation. I hope the rest get out eventually.

I'm glad they are safe now. They are much more resourceful than the government who didn't care.

Gee, this poor guy must be an upstanding and law-abiding citizen, right?

Given that only 18% of rape victims were raped by a stranger, this judge has a dramatically ignorant misconception of who the "classical" rapist is.