So basically... This is just how I'm reading this...

Well then, I can't wait to start having concerned, personal, caring, consensual* conversations with voters outside polls for Republican primaries. Look at how concerned and personal I will be!

What. the. FUCK.

Because women aren't people, silly.

What are the odds that these petitioners who seek to engage in personal, caring, consensual conversations with women about various alternatives will respect that Not Interested means Not Interested?

How long before these anti choice assholes start actually killing women? I once talked with one of these slimebags, and told them that by denying abortions to certain women, they were in effect killing them. "So the fetus was going to die anyway?"

How is it unconstitutional? They aren't preventing people from protesting, they're preventing them from harassing patients. It would not be okay for a group of people to mob any other type of healthcare facility the way they do abortion clinics.

And the funny thing is, this is pretty much the reaction I would have expected.

The odds are on their sides. The girl gets slut shamed. They get, "boys will be boys."

Welcome to OKStupid

I had to stop at "Instructions." That was the point at which I wanted to throw his head into my monitor.

the same people who post things like this non-ironically?

just like the people in America who legit believe that straight white male Christians are the most oppressed group

"We're the new Jews in Germany," Schroeder told Rolling Stone, "except we don't wear stars."

"We're the new Jews in Germany," Schroeder told Rolling Stone, "except we don't wear stars."

RUDE. OF COURSE WE WANT TO CUDDLE.

This is the happiest chocolate soft serve I've ever seen.

This makes me love Mila Kunis even more, which I didn't think was even possible, and haaaaaaate the dickbag interviewing her.

PEETA!!!

at this point I am almost more excited by the hunger games internet viral marketing then I am by hunger games movies. They are just so GOOD and so universe-true and its all I have ever wanted. LOOK AT POOR PEETA'S EYES. Can we take bets now that the first hit of district 13 will be an 'interruption' of panem.tv? Will…