It's the laugh that gives me shivers, and the similarity of the first couple of eyebrow-laugh sequences which make it seem mechanical and like something you'd hear in a house of horrors.

Hello! Women are worthless. Didn't you get the memo?

The difference is that abortion does not kill children. It saves women. And the unwanted children that end up in dumpsters. Denying abortion should be an excomnunicatable offense. But then the Church would have to start with itself. Kudos to the Pope for going against mafia, though!

you'd be surprised, particularly given that fantastic Catholic thing where you confess to ANY sin and you can be absolved.

Sunday morning beheadings may be carried out without the traditional guilt associated.

The shit is ON baby! Please don't get killed Cool Pope (Cope, for short)!

i think super baby looks confused, but then she might want her sweet 16 at 12 years old

"why am I trolling?"

Fear not! You can still get ugly, overpriced casual wear courtesy of Victoria's Secret Pink line. Basic bitches, rejoice!

But...now what will all the rich people with no taste wear?

Saying I'm excited for this is an understatement. This movie NEEDED to happen. I'm sure media pundits will criticize it for not talking about "real" black issues (because Bill O'Reilly and Rush Limbaugh truly cares about the black community) and say that blacks are the real racists, but it's all bs we've heard many…

Spoken like someone with no clue what it means to be a minority member. Race politics is thrust upon us, not the other way around. You learn quickly how to navigate in a white world whether you want to or not. Especially when it comes to dealing with the Criminal Justice system. Cops are not our friends as some of us…

Aw, but all my period-related gross stories are after my first period.

Which is why I abandoned my husband of less than 48 hours and went looking for pussy.

WHY did you say cat café and not catfé???

Typical, get caught saying something stupid and then backtrack and blame the media. She would make a great Republican presidental candidate.

Lana Del Rey: word-salad enthusiast/masochistic chanteuse

Stop asking her leading questions or I am going to have to assume that your ambitions are nothing short of sinister.

One of the biggest pushes is of this is wanting autonomy. Are you comfortable exploring your sexuality with your parent's room down the hall? Can you keep your own schedule without inconveniencing the bathroom rationing? What if you don't FEEL like doing the dishes that evening?