Thank you. The new strain of "feminism," where violence to women is empowering and we should all fight rape culture by...saying yes more and learning to do more violent sex acts... is actually anti-feminism, calling itself its own opposite. These reversals are designed to confuse movements so that organization is…

Everyone is blowing this is off as some weird fetish-y thing and missing Mark's larger point: this is becoming normal. Let me repeat that again: hardcore, extreme and often dangerous sexual acts, overwhelmingly involving women, are becoming more and more normalized. Things that should be seasoned fetishes and…

But, but... Porn is amazing and if you don't watch it regularly then you are a weirdo. And it leaves absolutely no marks in our cultural psyche and it's totes healthy . And it is the most empowering thing to ever empower women y'all. And the porn industry is like the most protective place for women and the companies…

The actual prolapse doesn't just happen and actresses have to train to get the bud to occur when they want. To be able to rosebud effectively, actresses need to have prolonged sessions with multiple massive objects so that their rectal walls become loose and easy to push right out. Training might also include sleeping…

1) I can't believe I managed to eat lunch while reading this article.

Mark, this is unforgivable. Why do you insist on hurting me?

I think I need to go pray.

PRE-cellulite...??

I stopped halfway through once I realized this was literally every comment thread that ever is, was, and will be on absolutely every past, present, and future website.

So does that mean my hair is pre-grey and I'm pre-married and pre-pregnant and CURRENTLY VERY CONFUSED.

Sounds like these guys could use some support.

It was not "uncharacteristically clumsy," it was fucking sexist. He's fucking sexist.

And when you say sexist, derogatory things that harm a movement that is seeking to empower rape victims, of all people, and suggest that they're essentially lucky to have been violently assaulted, then, yes, that does stain one's…

I always confuse her for Oscar Wilde.

The quick wit we've come to expect from Honey Boo Boo

So, what you're saying is that rape and its effects have not been discussed or debated?

I like to keep this handy for all of the idiots who will screaming "free speech"