I don’t like her because she is pretty and she has money’

“The people who are triggered by me—‘I don’t like her because she is pretty and she has money’—it’s because they haven’t given themselves permission to be exactly who they are,” she says.

Wow. This woman is an absolute hero - there’s no way I could be that strong and levelheaded in her shoes. (All I’ve wanted for ages is to be a mom, but I’m selfishly grateful now that I haven’t gotten there yet.) I’m heartbroken and inspired at the same time.

this post broke my heart, gave me hope, and really makes me want to give Bri the biggest warmest hug ever. I share 2 boys 50:50 and I pivot each day with how I’d cope if it came to this. I want to do what is safest for them but I have no guarantee they wouldn’t get sick at their mom’s house. There are more people…

Bri, you are an outstanding mother and community member. I’m so glad you’re recovering. You are a role model for everyone.

Dear lord. Bri—please know that there is a stranger mom who completely in awe of what you’ve done this past month. I can’t even list all the thank yous I have in my head (‘thank you for taking this seriously even when very few did, thank you for stepping up and being an amazing mom to your step-daughter, thank you for…

That's not a bob or a pixie cut....that's a Karen. It's actually more of a reverse mullet.

8Chan down again?

Whatever you say, Chad.  

Ha ha ha! I saw this one polo-shirt-wearing snap-back-hat jerk stretching out with his WTF-iron and I said to myself, “Self, what would a busy-body white lady do in this instance?” and I pulled out the old cell phone and called the po po

You are an American hero

Well, well, well.

I think you answered your own question. If you’re raised a Becky, it’s Beckydom. If you catch it, it’s Beckyitis, which can be temporarily cured with a sharp laying on of hands, a-pow-pow.

I did a reverse Becky/Karen today! O yes I did!

I liked Oregon Trail, but Carmen Sandiego was my real Computer Lab Jam.

This one hits close to home - not because of Prine (I like him, but never listened to him much), but because my father, who is also 73, is in the hospital recovering from a major cardiac operation, and was diagnosed with Covid-19 a couple days ago. I’m still hoping that he pulls through, but right now I’m not…

“We’re still out.” - the jury, on that one

It’s still more tactful than Harry Knowles comparing “Blade 2" to eating pussy.

I wish there was a super hero where they eat canned beans. I want to know how to cook canned beans.