It’s fucking EMBARRASSING!

I have probably never laughed harder than I did just now when I opened a reader email and learned that the troposphere is the lowest level of the earth’s atmosphere. All hits are in the troposphere!

This was honestly one of the most absurd no-calls I've seen in a while. This clownshoe could have actually broken Sanders' neck.

I was in the band. There’s no scholarships. Basically the reward is free entrance to games. 

TFW your laxative kicks in. 

Great article, Dave. I had the pleasure of attending a Dublin-Tyrone match at Croke Park a few years ago and it was quite a time. The sport is super fun to watch, the atmosphere was electric (although this was early in the season so it was nowhere near its peak), and the stadium is massive. I would absolutely follow…

was in cahersiveen (kerry) for a bit before, during, and after the first match and you really captured how enthralled the nation was. never seen anything like it in the us. here’s main street in cahersiveen adorned in kerry’s yellow & green early one morning a couple days before the first match of final.

I love the not-Philly fans that think their fan base is any different.

If _your_ dog poops, then pick that shit up. Bring some poop bags with you when you take your good boy for a walk. If you’re out for a walk and see someone else’s dogshit on a lawn, you have my express permission to think “What a colossal asshole that guy was” and keep walking.

+1 moogly

That’s great, Drew. But who are the Chefs?

I'm more confused what this guy's plan was. If he doesn't care about the team, why refuse to sell it for a profit? What's he betting on, that it'll be worth more trying to get into the very bottom of the pyramid? 

Just okay lol Get out of here edge lord, the starbucks hipster cafe is that way.

I’d like a follow-up episode so we can find out what these “in-laws who foot most of the bill” say when they realize their son-in-law invited a random fucking friend along to join in the mooching.

Mind-fucking Sharapova is something I’ve been doing since I was a teenager.

What does this have to do with simplifying regulations? Everything was going according to plan before Trump decided to get involved. His people are the reason things are so complicated all of a sudden.

I can’t stand it! I know you planned it! 

Another infuriating, stark reminder that abusers don’t fit any specific profile, they’re everywhere. Apologies for apparently being one of the few commenters who don't find this funny.

I am freaking the fuck out

Um, I made a masturbation joke. This is Deadspin, after all.