It might not wear out the tires, and the former tire guy in me wants to feed you a line about bald spots, but unless you dry steer on the same patch of your tires 1000 times, that’s not likely to happen.

It can put some unnecessary stress on your steering and suspension, and it’s almost never required to maneuver, even…

This is really leaning more into the pork pie hat camp. It’s not a true Fedora or even a Trilby. Which...I dunno, someone else can come along and make theclever joke about how this fact relates to his tenure managing the club.

Yup. Hit the nail on the head. So what?

I’m all for expecting my fellow human beings to exercise a little more responsibility and stop blaming their problems on other. Believe me, I am. But. We’re just talking about a few extra, non-intrusive safety measures. It’s the simplest possible solution to this instance of human stupidity.

Using a fork to scramble your eggs? Surely you don’t mean in the pan, right? As someone who occasionally doles out culinary advice, you aren’t suggesting that you use a fork in your non-stick pans, are you?

I’m not dismissing the seriousness of concussions in sports, so don’t come at me with that shit, but this is why hockey is the superior sport. Rubio gets knocked down twice and there’s no physical retaliation. Same with soccer. The guy who does the deed never gets the payback. Just a bunch of guys playing the “hold me…

I was using the little-known, but still effective carrier pidgeon plugin for Kinja. All of my years studying under the great Mike Tyson have prepared me for just this moment.

I admit it was the combination of the value and the guarantee that floored me. We now live in a world where Kurt Effing Cousins is worth $28M a year. But the whole point of this is that he didn’t take less money overall. $28M a year is a fuckload of money. The whole point of non-guaranteed contracts is to play games…

La Jolla is vastly overrated. It has three things:

Agreed. Virtually everyone is happy that Philly finally doesn’t feel the need to be the Broad Street Bullies anymore, but they have definitely taken on the identity of their coach, and that leads to a passionless, emotionless team that doesn’t look like it cares when it’s losing. We all know that’s not true and these…

The charitable view of Weise is that he is an offensive talent who isn’t thriving in a defense-oriented bottom-6 role. His offensive numbers last year were atrocious even when he was given opportunities to attack. So this year he’s been shuttling between the fourth line and the press box. It’s no wonder he’s not…

George for the win. The Manual really is the killshot. Though Ballaban gets a point when I admit that the only reason the Clubman lost to the ST in my personal car shopping was the $7k price difference.

So you’re from Pittsburgh. I always knew there was something off that I couldn’t quite put my finger on...

For so many other reasons, Ralph Gilles has been a hero of mine. This is just the cherry on top. And I’m not even a Mopar guy.

None of this is making me feel better about her story.

I’ve been too lazy to find out for myself but I wanted to know if that’s ever happened before.

I choose to resent her sense of entitlement in turning “I can do anything I put my mind to!” into “I will find any loophole possible to get what I want without putting in the work!”

Can we acknowledge that he was being sarcastic/sardonic/ironic/whatever?

The Pats are the casualty of their own success here. It WAS a brilliant coaching job by Pederson precisely because Billy and Tommy are so good at what they do. Beating them by 8 points came down to a lot more than one single defensive play. That might have been the knockout blow, but the fact that the Eagles were up 5…

“Beyond the Pale”